BCCI: I continue to be in Control of the Board and hence Cricket in India.
India Cements: My place is still Cemented in India Cricket.
Chennai Super Kings: I am the real Super King from Chennai and I have proved it.
All India Chess Federation: I cannot be Checkmated as I have affected a Stalemate in the BCCI.
Tamil Nadu Golf Association: I don’t have a Handicap in cricket.
This version by Sunil Rajguru
· Sir, what about Conflict of Interest?
N Srinivasan: There is no Conflict in my mind and I am not Interested in your question.
(P.S. My place is Cemented in Indian cricket)
· Srinivasan to Dalmiya: Don’t worry, I have Fixed your Spot!
Sreesanth: Maine kya paap kiya re?
· The cricket chiefs stood with stones in their hands and Srinivasan said, “Let the one among you who is without sin cast the first stone.”
· “Srini, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”
Jagmohan Dalmiya, 2001.
(Kaisa-blank-kiya fans ke hopes ko)
· Even if he renamed the two entities to Board of Control for Cement in India and India Cricket, it would make no difference.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru