Monthly Archives: November 2013

The full form of “Manmohan Singh”…

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Main azaad nahin hu!

Army chief retire ho ke bhi mujh pe waar kar raha hai!

Nuclear Deal ki victory hai kisiko yaad?

Modi ka pressure ab sahan nahin hota!

Oil prices, inflation, high taxation ka magic wand kahan hai!

Hai hai abhi bhi sab #TheekHai.

Andimuthu Raja ye tune kya kiya!

Nahin! Main Coalgate aur koi scam ke bare main kuch nahin jaanta!

Shehzaade ke neeche kaam karne ke liye main tayar hu!

Information ka Right ko bahaar pheko!

NREGA ke oopar Food Bill? Ab tijori khaali!

G se bahut dar lagta hai… 2G, CWG, CAG, Soniaji, Rahulji…

Hazaron jawabon se acchi hai meri khaamoshi.

This version by Sunil Rajguru

Congress then and now…

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Then: I follow the Mahatma.
Now: I follow the Pappu.

Then: Gareebi Hatao.
Now: Modi Hatao.

Then: Their PM most popular politician in country.
Now: Their PM can’t even win a Lok Sabha election.

Then: Congress President a post occupied by rotation.
Now: Occupied by one person for life.

Then: Jai Jawan Jai Kisan.
Now: Jai Sonia Jai Pappu.

Then: Ho raha hai Bharat azaad.
Now: Ho raha hai Bharat nirmaan. (Still under construction after 66 years)

Then: 197 Lok Sabha seats meant: Sit in the Opposition benches.
Now: 206 Lok Sabha seats means: Yay! We are the dictators of India!

Then: Few scams, few resignations.
Now: Huge amount of scams, a few resignations that are re-instated after some time.

Then: Felt the pressure of the aam admi.
Now: Increase the blood pressure of the aam admi.

Then: Saare jahan se accha Hindustan hamara.
Now: Saare jahan se accha Pappustan hamara.

© Sunil Rajguru

How Adolf Hitler had a greater mandate to rule than Manmohan Singh…

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Think it over…

In 2009, almost two-thirds of India did not vote for anyone at all either because they were ineligible or because they simply didn’t want to.

Out of those who voted, a whopping 71% Indians did NOT vote for the Congress.

Despite that the Congress got a near-dictatorial run for 5 years where their arrogance has reached unprecedented levels and virtually nobody has been held accountable for the myriad scams.

In contrast, Hitler’s party in 1933 got 44% votes in an election which saw a turnout of 71% of Germany.

A far greater fraction of Germans wanted Hitler to rule in 1933 than Congress in 2009.

On top of that Manmohan Singh has never ever won a seat in a gram panchayat, council, Assembly or general election in his entire life.

He lost the only Lok Sabha seat he tried for in New Delhi in 1999.

And yet he has been the undisputed Prime Minister of India for close to 10 years!

© Sunil Rajguru

T-shirt ideas and counter ideas for Modi haters and fans…

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Anti-Modi: Modi is a Fascist.
–>Pro-Modi: I am a Modi supporter and I am not a Fascist.

When Modi becomes PM, I’m emigrating.
–>If Modi doesn’t become PM, I’m emigrating.

The M in Modi stands for Murder.
–>The d in Modi stands for development.

Never forget Godhra.
–>They will never let you forget Godhra.

The Gujarat Model will fail in India.
–>Only the Gujarat Model can save India.

If Modi fails in 2014, then he’s finished.
–>If Modi fails in 2014, then India is finished.

What about 2002?
–>What about 1969, 1980, 1983, 1984 and 1989?

Don’t vote for Feku!
–>Can you really vote for Pappu? LOL!

© Sunil Rajguru