Daily Archives: November 3, 2013

Anything to get rid of Modi…

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They can’t ban Modi.
So they are trying to ban Modi supporters.
They can’t ban opinions.
So they are trying to ban opinion polls.

New Congressi theme song…
Ae mere watan ke logon,
zaraa aankh main bhar lo paani,
jo Modibhakt hue hain unki,
khatam karo poori kahaani…

At any time in a clock it’s either AM or PM.
At any time in the MSM or Social Media, it’s either AM or PM.
(Anti-Modi or Pro-Modi)

#KapilSibal challenges #NaMo to debate.
Problem: Someone in the Light Flyweight category cannot challenge someone in the Heavyweight division.

1977: Anti-Indira.
1989: Anti-Rajiv.
2014: Anti-Modi.
First time a whole election campaign is around the Opposition Leader and not the sitting government.

Modi 24X7, Modi Today, Modi Now, The Times of Modi, Modi Express, The Modi Times, Aaj Modi, Modi India, The Modi…

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

When India crossed 300 in ODIs yet again…

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The wickets on both ends of Indian ODI pitches should be replaced by tombstones to signify bowlers’ graveyards.

#IndVsAus series report…
Runs, rains, (bowling) ruins, (India) reigns and (Aussie) remains.

Always “Ro”hit Sharma.
Pahale batting karta tha to Indian fans “ro”te the.
Ab opposition bowlers “ro”te hain.

Phata Ishant Sharma ka poster nikla Vinay Kumar Zero.

The RSS hand…
Rohit “Sixer” Sharma.

Today a Black Kite surveyed Chinnaswamy Stadium thinking, “What is this place where white spheres keep flying out all the time!”

For years, MS Dhoni got hammered for persisting with Rohit Sharma and Ravindra Jadeja.
As usual Captain Cool has the last laugh!

Sharma No. 1: Wassup?
Sharma No. 2: Unhone mujhe dho daala!
Sharma No. 1: Don’t worry, chun chun ke badla loonga!
(Key: No. 1 = Rohit. No. 2 = Ishant.)

Sachin-Sehwag-Sharma.
Do Sau-Sau-Sau!

In Bangalore today it will be raining rockets, fireworks, 4s and 6s.
Unless of course there is actual rain.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru