Congress then and now…

Then: I follow the Mahatma.
Now: I follow the Pappu.

Then: Gareebi Hatao.
Now: Modi Hatao.

Then: Their PM most popular politician in country.
Now: Their PM can’t even win a Lok Sabha election.

Then: Congress President a post occupied by rotation.
Now: Occupied by one person for life.

Then: Jai Jawan Jai Kisan.
Now: Jai Sonia Jai Pappu.

Then: Ho raha hai Bharat azaad.
Now: Ho raha hai Bharat nirmaan. (Still under construction after 66 years)

Then: 197 Lok Sabha seats meant: Sit in the Opposition benches.
Now: 206 Lok Sabha seats means: Yay! We are the dictators of India!

Then: Few scams, few resignations.
Now: Huge amount of scams, a few resignations that are re-instated after some time.

Then: Felt the pressure of the aam admi.
Now: Increase the blood pressure of the aam admi.

Then: Saare jahan se accha Hindustan hamara.
Now: Saare jahan se accha Pappustan hamara.

© Sunil Rajguru

Congressi musings…

Congressi logic.
All of India’s problems due to…
1947-79: RSS.
1980-2001: BJP.
2002-now: Modi.

Congress, 2010-now.
Diarrhea of scams.
Constipation of convictions.

Poverty is a state of mind.
Bengaluru is a State in Pappu’s mind.
I wonder the state of mind of Pappu’s supporters.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru