November 21, 2013 | Sunil Rajguru's WorldSunil Rajguru's World

BJP voter: Kamal corruption aur gande economy ke keechad main khilega.
Rival: Kamal murjha jaayega.

Congress voter: Haath high five karega.
Rival: Haath malte raha jaoge!

SP voter: Cycle Delhi main daudega.
Rival: Cycle UP main hi puncture ho jaayega.

JD(U) voter: Teer nishaane pe lagega is baar.
Rival: Toota teer?

BSP voter: Haathi Delhi main raaj karega.
Rival: Haathi UP main hi extinct ho jaayega.

CPM voter: Loha garam hai, maar do Hathoda.
Rival: Hathoda ka zamana kab ka khatam ho gaya.

AAP voter: Jhaadu saare parties ko saaf karega.
Rival: Jhaadu apne hi armaano pe jhaadu lagayega.

TRS voter: Telenagana ke naye raaste pe Car chalega.
Rival: Car main pahale petrol to bharwa lo!

NCP voter: Ghadi ka zamana hai.
Rival: Tumhari to Ghadi band ho gayi hai!

DMK voter: Sunrise and Sonrise!
Rival: Sunset and Sonset!

Taliban justice…
Sexual harassment = 6 lashes to the back.
Tehelka justice…
Sexual harassment = 6 months leave and I’ll be back.
#TarunTejpal

1983…
Justice Chaudhury: Death to smugglers!
2013…
Justice Chaudhury: Six months leave for sexual harassment!
#Tehelka #TarunTejpal

I apologize and go on 6 months leave.
—Tarun Tejpal.
Dear Tehelka,
Oh, that’s the kind of apology you want from Narendra Modi for Godhra!

For every action (against Modi), there is an equal and opposite reaction (against his detractors).

The hate industry against Modi is far greater than the hate they claim he propagates.

The foundations of the entire anti-Modi alliance are nothing but a pack of cards.
They are destined to collapse sooner or later.

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