BJP voter: Kamal corruption aur gande economy ke keechad main khilega.
Rival: Kamal murjha jaayega.

Congress voter: Haath high five karega.
Rival: Haath malte raha jaoge!

SP voter: Cycle Delhi main daudega.
Rival: Cycle UP main hi puncture ho jaayega.

JD(U) voter: Teer nishaane pe lagega is baar.
Rival: Toota teer?

BSP voter: Haathi Delhi main raaj karega.
Rival: Haathi UP main hi extinct ho jaayega.

CPM voter: Loha garam hai, maar do Hathoda.
Rival: Hathoda ka zamana kab ka khatam ho gaya.

AAP voter: Jhaadu saare parties ko saaf karega.
Rival: Jhaadu apne hi armaano pe jhaadu lagayega.

TRS voter: Telenagana ke naye raaste pe Car chalega.
Rival: Car main pahale petrol to bharwa lo!

NCP voter: Ghadi ka zamana hai.
Rival: Tumhari to Ghadi band ho gayi hai!

DMK voter: Sunrise and Sonrise!
Rival: Sunset and Sonset!

© Sunil Rajguru