Anti-Modi: Modi is a Fascist.
–>Pro-Modi: I am a Modi supporter and I am not a Fascist.
When Modi becomes PM, I’m emigrating.
–>If Modi doesn’t become PM, I’m emigrating.
The M in Modi stands for Murder.
–>The d in Modi stands for development.
Never forget Godhra.
–>They will never let you forget Godhra.
The Gujarat Model will fail in India.
–>Only the Gujarat Model can save India.
If Modi fails in 2014, then he’s finished.
–>If Modi fails in 2014, then India is finished.
What about 2002?
–>What about 1969, 1980, 1983, 1984 and 1989?
Don’t vote for Feku!
–>Can you really vote for Pappu? LOL!
© Sunil Rajguru