Thus spake Tarun Tejpal…

I am JAG (Judge Advocate General).

I will choose the Judge.

I will choose the Advocate.

I am the General.

I will decide what crime it is.

I will decide the quantum of punishment,

I will choose victim’s testimony.

I will choose which State police to investigate me.

I will choose the investigating agency.

One second thoughts…

I am Judge Dredd!

I am the law!


© Sunil Rajguru

More Tehelka musings…

When the Hunter becomes the Hunted.
When the Sting gets Stung.
When the magazine is News and not reporting it.
When the Tehelka is within and not around.

With the way she has behaved I think it is Shoma Chaudhury who should lacerate and take a 6 months recuse while Tarun Tejpal should be handed over to the police.

Q: Why did Tarun Tejpal demand his case be transferred to independent agency?
A: Because Goa is under BJP rule while Tejpal is under Congress rule.

The only good Tarun Tejpal has achieved is that he has increased the vocabulary of the entire middle class India by a count of 2.
#Lacerate #Recuse

Months back…
Shoma: Death penalty not a solution for rapists.
Tejpal: You are stellar Shoma, what foresight!

If Tehelka had been anti-Congress instead of being so virulently anti-BJP, it would have folded up within 24 hours of the scandal.

By now it’s crystal clear that Shoma Chaudhury doesn’t give a fig for women’s rights and rape but is just another power drunk editor.

2 years’ incarceration
6 months laceration.
A recluse in solitary confinement
A recuse as a judgment.

Nadeem-Shravan collected romantic tunes for years waiting for a Romantic Era to come and then flooded Bollywood.
The anti-Modi camp has been collecting stings for years now, waiting for the run up to 2014, and have started flooding the media with them now.

How they treat a rape accused…
If not for this, then Tejpal is the greatest journalist in the history of India and Tehelka the greatest magazine.

2011: Interpol-Pakistan says Taliban trying to launch India operations.
2013: Tehelka calls Taliban leader to infamous Goa THiNK 2013.
And you really expected better from Tarun Tejpal?

They’re trying to portray Tejpal as a great man who suddenly fell.
Tehelka has always followed journalism of hate.
Plus sexual predators rule media.

Every Character will meet his comeuppance within these 140 Characters.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Indian media musings…

Indian TV channels…
Breaking Views.
Breaking Interviews.
Breaking Overviews.
Breaking Previews.
Breaking Reviews.
Breaking Nonnews.
But rarely… Real Breaking News.

Indian media coverage…
A scandal a day keeps the real issues away.

Coming soon…
Saheb, no Biwi aur media Gangsters.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Sonia musings…

Sonia: BJP is a party of poisonous people.
+ Sonia: Power is poison.
= What Sonia really said: BJP is a party of powerful people.

It’s absolutely rare in the world for a pathetic orator to be the leader of a political party.

In Congress, MP stands for Master of Poison.
#Power=Poison #Sonia #Pappu

Power corrupts (UPA1).
Absolute power corrupts absolutely (UPA2).
Beyond that is complete annihilation (UPA3).

All Congress spokespersons play a game call “Passing the Foot in the Mouth Parcel”.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru