Secularly guided Sting missiles…

Every company and political party in the world buys out social media.
—Cool, let’s target Modi!

Every leader in the world, even Barack Obama, snoops.
—Cool, let’s target Modi!

Every defence deal in the world is corrupt.
—Cool, let’s target NDA!

Every party in India has seen a riot under its rule, especially Congress.
—Cool, let’s target RSS!

Every group in India can be bought over to commit violence.
—Cool, let’s change the script a bit but target Sri Ram Sena and attack BJP-RSS all the same.

© Sunil Rajguru

Never-ending Tehelka musings…

The Tehelka Crow and Red Chilli backfire…
1. Jhooth bole kauwa kaate.
2. Mirchi lag gayi.
#TarunTejpal

If someone has started watching Indian TV in the last 10 days then he might conclude that it is Tarun Tejpal who is the main Prime Ministerial candidate.

Phata Tehelka, nikla CobraPost.
#OperationBlueVirus

Jitni shaurat Tejpal ko dus saal main nahin mili,
utni infamy usko dus din main mili hai.
#Tehelka #TVCoverage

Next Tehelka cover story…
Rape accused.
Cover-up.
Conspiracy charge.
Team divided.
The fugitive.
Financial irregularities.
An institution falls.

At this rate Tehelka will become a prison magazine brought out single-handedly by Tarun Tejpal.

Sounds like…
Jayanthi Natarajan: Tarun Tejpal won’t get a fair trial in Goa.
Q: So where will he get it?
Jayanthi: Why, where else but the rape capital of India!

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2001: Operation West End.
2013: Operation The End.
#Tehelka

These versions by Sunil Rajguru