More musings of meaningless Communism…

Synonyms for Communist…
US Democrat.
UK Labour.
Indian Congress.

There is no such thing as Left and Right.
Communism doesn’t have a single benefit.
Capitalism has many benefits.
Totally fake parity.

Industrial Revolution of 1760 still powers the world.
Communist Revolution of 1848 is yet to benefit even one country.
Commies mask this by calling it “Left” and “Right”.

There is no such thing as Left and Right.
Communism is a destructive killer.
Capitalism is all you’ve currently got.
Capitalism = Centre.
Communism = Outside the circle.

Dear Karl Marx,
Jab tak JNU, Cuba aur North Korea rahega,
Tab tak tera naam rahega.
Sooraj aur chand gaye tel lene.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

September 2016 Status Updates

Sehwag on the commentary bench.
Gambhir on Team India bench.
#IndVsNZ #EdenGardens

(September 30)

Mainstream media’s name has become mud.
Call it maindirtystream media.

(September 29)


Release Raees at Id.
Sir, Sultan!
OK, Aug 15.
Sir, Rustom-Hrithik.
OK, Diwali.
Sir, Shivaay.
OK, Christmas.
Sir, Dangal.
OK Republic Day.
Sir, hit!
Raj Thackeray: RD pe Pakistani actress?

(September 25)

April-May: Summer Vacations.
July: Transport Bandh Vacations.
September: Cauvery Vacations.
October: Dussehra Vacations.
December: Christmas Vacatio

(September 22)

SRK Fandom Awards for his biggest fans?
After Shah Rukh Khan killed his biggest fan with his bare hands in his last movie?

(September 21)

If Modi wins in 2019, then in 2020 we will still be discussing UPA corruption.

(September 14)

Number of Rs 100 crore films for certain actors…
Riteish Deshmukh = 4.
Abhishek Bachchan = 4.
Aamir Khan = 4.
Hrithik Roshan = 3.
Ranbir Kapoor = 2.
Saif Ali Khan = 1.
Shahid Kapoor = 0.

(September 13)

PoK = Pakistan occupied Kashmir.
PoB = Pakistan occupied Balochistan.
CoK = China occupied Kashmir. (Aksai Chin)
CoT = China occupied Tibet.

Front Page headline…
Girl sits on fast for toilets in her village.
(Details Page 5)
Flips the pages and comes to Page 5 in 30 seconds to see headline…
Girl calls off hunger strike as officials promise toilets in her village in a week.
Methinks: Wow, that was pretty fast!

(September 8)

Pakistan cricket continues to live in the extremes.
Tests: Best ever No. 1
ODIs: Worst ever No. 9.

(September 5)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru


#IndVsNZ #EdenGardens: Greatest batting line-up ever…

Here’s looking at the highest scores of all 11 batsmen in the second Test between India and New Zealand at Eden Gardens…

1. Shikhar Dhawn 187.
2. Murali Vijay 167.
3. Cheteshwar Pujara 206*.
4. Virat Kohli 200.
5. Ajinkya Rahane 147.
6. Rohit Sharma 177.
7. Ravichandran Ashwin 124.
8. Wriddhiman Saha 104.
9. Ravindra Jadeja 68.
10. Bhuvneshwar Kumar 63*.
11. Mohammed Shami 51*.

That means a whopping 8 have scored a century and the remaining 3 have scored a century.

The number 9 batsman is also the only Indian to have three first class triple centuries including 2 in a month.
Gautam Gambhir with 4000 Test runs is on the bench and injured KL Rahul got 3 centuries in his first 6 Tests including a 158.
Pujara with four 150+ scores finds himself in and out of the team.

By Sunil Rajguru

Engaging Pak over Kashmir…

Pak began Kashmir terror group policy 9 years before they officially became a nuclear power. A year after they lost a war.
N-threat is irrelevant, India’s tolerance the key.

The two biggest stakeholders of the Pakistani Army are America and terrorist groups.
The government is a mute spectator.
Who will you talk to?

Kashmir has already destroyed Pakistan and hasn’t even realized it and still claims Kashmir.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru