Pakistan will do nothing. Neither will America. Only India can solve its own problems…

The Pakistani Army openly trains terrorists and sends them to India.

The Pakistani Government knows this.

The Pakistani Army knows that the Pakistani Government knows this.

The Americans know all of the above and the Indians know that the Americans know this.

So the onus has always been on the Indian government.

The Pakistani Army will always train terrorists and send them to India.

The Pakistani Government will always be a mute spectator.

The Americans will always watch in amusement.

The United Nations is a toothless political body anyway.

China also loves to watch India squirming.

In this equation the only variable is the Indian Government.

Only it has the power to change it and not anyone else.

So in that light #InternationalizingBalochistan, #ReviewingIndusWaterTreaty and #SurgicalStrikes are excellent moves forward.

It only remains to be seen if we can keep doing it.

© Sunil Rajguru

The #SurgicalStrike debate continues…

Why we are a soft nation.
1939-45 World War 2: Full might of Air Force realized.
1962 China war: Nehru refuses to use IAF.
1999 Kargil War: Vajpayee reluctantly uses IAF, that too with restrictions.

India: Officially declare Pak a terror state and stop funds!
US: Have you officially declared Pak a terror state and snapped ties?
Apna haath Jagannath.

4 stages of Congress…
1. Denial.
No #SurgicalStrike took place.
2. Lies.
We did many #SurgicalStrikes.
3. Pettiness.
Army did strike, not government.
4. Ugliness.
Modi doing #KhoonKiDalaali of Jawans.

Pappu’s speechwriter has been steadily killing off his political career for ages and Pappu hasn’t even noticed it.
#KhoonKiDalaali

#ModiHaters
They have run out of valid attacks, then outlandish attacks, then stupid attacks and now have reached the realm of the bizarre.
#KhoonKiDalaali

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Sasura James Bondwa bhi paan khaata hai!

Sir, will you have your usual Martini shaken, not stirred.
Pierce Brosnan: No thank you, I have my pan masala.
India finally conquers UK!

It appears that many James Bond fans are both shaken and stirred.
#PierceBrosnan #PanBahar

Pan masala endorsers…
1. James Bond.
2. Agent Vinod.
3. Alex Parrish. (Quantico)
4. Ajay Singh Rajput. (Baby)

In India he will soon be called nothing but…
Paanwallah Brosnan.

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Hillary Dickory Dock…

#Hillary
#Deplorables Rubbishes Trump voters.
#BasementDwellers Rubbishes Sanders voters.
#Podesta Rubbishes own voters.

The leaked documents on the sins of Hillary could now fill an entire library.

Hillary-Obama West Asia mismanagement may have cost tens of thousands of lives.
At least it’s open to debate.
How many did Trump kill?
“Hitler” has become a joke.

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