Love the terrorist, but hate Modi…

Terrorist caught in the act.
Terrorist gets fair trial, convicted by sessions court.
Terrorist gets convicted by High Court.
Terrorist gets convicted by Supreme Court.
Terrorist gets petition turned down by President of India.
#AdarshLiberal: Spare the poor chap! Murder of democracy!

Sonia taken to court after due process.
Sessions judge finds merit in case.
High Court judge finds merit in case.
Sonia merely summoned to court.
#AdarshLiberal: Spare the poor woman! Murder of democracy!

I allege that Modi…
#AdarshLiberal: Murderer!  Murderer! Hang him!

© Sunil Rajguru

Rohit and Team India musings…

Australia 348/8…
Bowlers: Thank God it’s over.
Dhoni: Gayi meri captaincy!
Rohit: Chance to score 200!
#IndVsAus #Canberra

On Twitter he’s the clown.
But on the cricket field he’s the ringmaster and all bowlers are reduced to clowns.
#Melbourne #Brisbane

Sharmaji = roHIT.
Team India = NOhit.
#Melbourne #Brisbane

Dhoni’s club biography will be called IPLT20CSK2RPSG.
#RisingPuneSuperGiants

Ganguly.
Dravid.
Dhoni.
Sabka time aata hai.
Fir jaata hai.
#KohliRaj

India in ODIs in Australia…
1980s: Mini World Cup win.
1990s: Zero series wins.
2000s: Triangular series win.
2010s: Zero series wins?

Indian batsmen can take a 300 score at will.
Indian bowlers can give a 300 score at will.
#ODIs

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Pappu-Kejri musings…

#StartUpPappu? I in 2004.
#StartUpPappu II in 2009.
#StartUpPappu III in 2014.
#StartUpPappu IV in 2019.
#StartUpPappu V in 2024.
#StartUpPappu VI in 2029.
…ad infinitum…ad nauseam…

#StartUpPappu? was started in 2004.
In 2016, it is still starting.

Everyone will get his or her 15 minutes of fame.
But I will get my 15 minutes of fame 15 million times.
—Sri Sri Kejri Baba.

Upgrade mobile. Downgrade State.
Mamata worse than Buddhadeb.
Akhilesh worse than Maya.
Kejri worse than Sheila.
Nitish’s new deputy worse than predecessor.

Rang De Nautanki.
#BlackInk #Drama

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The Golden Misgovernance Quadrilateral…

West Bengal-Bihar-UP-Delhi.
The Golden Misgovernance Quadrilateral.

You can fool some of the people some of the time. (India)
You can fool some of the people all the time. (Delhi)
But you can’t fool all the people all the time.
‪#‎AAP‬

Jab take rahega samose main alu,
Tab tak rahega Bihar main Lalu,
Chalo kardu 13.5% luxury tax chalu.
Aur pata nahin main kya kya kar dalu.
—Nitish.

While ‪#‎Malda‬ is a blot, what is chilling is that it’s probably not even among Mamata’s 5 biggest blots since 2011.
‪#‎WasteBengal‬

Lalu: Super CM.
Tejaswi: Future CM.
Tej: Could be CM.
Misa: Would be CM.
Rabri: Ex-CM.
Nitish: Who?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

A short essay on the End of Intolerance in India…

nehru-2361331_640When we got Independence, Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru was Intolerance Incorporated. He created a highly intolerant and powerful ruling ecosystem consisting of politicians, bureaucrats, intellectuals, writers, historians, academicians, artists and the rest of Civil Society.

This was an exclusive “You scratch my back and I scratch yours” club that hogged all the privileges of this land. So bad did it get that 6/10 of Nehru’s own Union Cabinet Ministers rebelled against him along with a former Governor General and quit the Congress.

Some rebels against this intolerance like Law Minister Babasaheb Ambedkar were not that lucky politically but the most successful was Industry Minister Syama Prasad Mookerjee who would launch a system that would finally topple this Intolerance (Jana Sangh-Janata Party-BJP).

However this Intolerance raged on unabated for 67 years even when Nehru’s worshippers were in the Central Opposition and peaked from 2004-14.
It finally ended on May 16, 2014.

Now nobody keeps quiet in India. Everybody speaks. Loudly! Modi Haters have a voice. Modi supporters have a voice. Congress trolls thrive. AAP trolls thrive. BJP trolls thrive. In the Capital of the country one day you have a Congress protest. The second day it’s AAP and the third day it’s BJP.

Before the Prime Minister’s post was highly intolerant of those not from the Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty. But today every powerful post in India is slowly becoming tolerant to accepting just about anyone.

But more importantly, opinions from both ends of the spectrum are finally being tolerated.

© Sunil Rajguru

Also read…

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2015: The year of the fake outrage

Why the super intolerant are crying intolerance

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