Rohit and Team India musings…

Australia 348/8…
Bowlers: Thank God it’s over.
Dhoni: Gayi meri captaincy!
Rohit: Chance to score 200!
#IndVsAus #Canberra

On Twitter he’s the clown.
But on the cricket field he’s the ringmaster and all bowlers are reduced to clowns.
#Melbourne #Brisbane

Sharmaji = roHIT.
Team India = NOhit.
#Melbourne #Brisbane

Dhoni’s club biography will be called IPLT20CSK2RPSG.
#RisingPuneSuperGiants

Ganguly.
Dravid.
Dhoni.
Sabka time aata hai.
Fir jaata hai.
#KohliRaj

India in ODIs in Australia…
1980s: Mini World Cup win.
1990s: Zero series wins.
2000s: Triangular series win.
2010s: Zero series wins?

Indian batsmen can take a 300 score at will.
Indian bowlers can give a 300 score at will.
#ODIs

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

What would we do without Rohit Sharma?

In India more runs than Sachin (264).
In Australia more runs than Richards (171*).
In Twitter more jokes than any other cricketer.
‪#‎RohitTalentSharma‬

Na billi hai na parcha hai,
Bas Rohit ka hi charcha hai,
Run banaaye to talent pe charcha,
Na banaaye to jokes-memes aur jyaada charcha.
‪#‎IndVsAus‬ ‪#‎Perth‬

Rohit Kumbhakaran hai.
Aaj jag gaya.
Kal fir so jaayega.
‪#‎2MinuteTalent‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru