Modi Make in India versus Kejri Break in India

Advisor: Oppose whatever Modi does.
Kejri: OK.

Modi: Sabka Saath Sabka Vikaas.
Kejri: Apna Saath Apna Vikaas.

Modi: #SwacchaBharatAbhiyaan.
Kejri: #GarbageBharatAbhiyaan

Modi: Make in India.
Kejri: Break in India.

Modi: Pradhan Mantri Jan Dhan Yojana.
Kejri: Mukhya Mantri MLA Dhan Yojana.

Modi: Beti Bachao, Beti Padao Yojana.
Kejri: Somnath Bachao, Urine Samples Mangao Yojana.

Modi: Atal Mission for Rejuvenation and Urban Development.
Kejri: Karl Marx Mission for Destruction and Urban Underdevelopment.

Modi: Swadesh Darshan.
Kejri: Desh (Votebank Politics) Darshan.

Modi: Pilgrimage Rejuvenation and Spiritual Augmentation Drive.
Kejri: Communism Rejuvenation And Propagation.

Modi: Udaan Project.
Kejri: Crash Project.

Modi: Digital India.
Kejri: No WiFi India.

Modi: Skill India.
Kejri: Dharna India.

Modi: Garib Kalyan Yojana.
Kejri: Ameer Kalyan Yojana.

Modi: Smart City Yojana.
Kejri: Dumb City Yojana.


Kejri promises…
2013—I will end corruption.
2015—I will end all of Delhi’s problems.
2020—I will end all the problems that I have created.

Under Kejri Delhi will become…
But he’s a ‪#‎SmartMan‬ for he’s got his position, power and privileges.

© Sunil Rajguru

How Oxbridge (Oxford + Cambridge) totally destroyed India…

oxford-2368748_640Manmohan Singh: Worst Prime Minister in India’s history. Most spineless. Masterminded inaction. Presided over the most corrupt government in Independent India’s history.
Alma Mater: Oxford. Cambridge.

Jawaharlal Nehru: First Prime Minister laid down totally useless economic and foreign policy foundations that went bankrupt in decades. Established an intolerant Communist Coterie that calls the shots to this very day.
Alma Mater: Cambridge.

Indira Gandhi: The only Indian leader to have imposed dictatorship (Emergency) in India.
Alma Mater: Oxford.

Fakhruddin Ali Ahmed: The President who signed the above Emergency proclamation without a second thought.
Alma Mater: Oxford.

Rajiv Gandhi: Took intolerance and coterie to a new level and Bofors still remains arguably the biggest scam brand. Squandered the greatest Lok Sabha mandate ever.
Alma Mater: Cambridge.

Rahul Gandhi: One of the worst Prime Ministerial candidates around who could still make PM in the future.
Alma Mater: Cambridge.

Lord Curzon: Implemented the Partition of Bengal, the ultimate Divide and Rule trick which laid the foundations for communal tensions and the eventual Partition of India.
Alma Mater: Oxford.

Mani Shankar Aiyar: India’s greatest political Sycophant and the greatest lackey of the Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty.
Alma Mater: Cambridge.

Salman Khurshid: India’s worst Foreign Minister.
Alma Mater: Oxford.

© Sunil Rajguru

Kaam haraam hai…

Woh kaam karte rahe, hum aaram karte rahe.
—Sri Sri Kejri Baba.

Woh kaam karte rahe, hum vyayaam karte rahe.
—Baba Ramdev.

Woh kaam karte rahe, hum farm karte rahe.
—HD Deve Gowda.

Woh kaam karte rahe, hum harm karte rahe.

Woh araam karte rahe, hum uska daam bharte rahe.
—Congress on Pappu.

Woh kaam karte rahe, hum Ram Ram karte rahe.
—Alok Nath.

Hum aaram karte rahe, ab woh (Nitish) bhi aaram karte raha jaayenge.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The End of Bihar as we know it…

Jab tak rahega samose main aloo,
Tab tak rahega Bihar main Laloo,
Aur ghanghor Jungle Raj rahega chaloo,
Nitish bola good governance ko thoda taloo,
Phir saare chor badmaash ko paloo,
Aur ant main saara development ko main permanently maar daloo.
The End.

Lalu Kachalu beta kahan gaye the?
Retirement ki tokri main so rahe the,
Modi ne laat mara ro rahe the,
Nitish ne alliance kiya to has rahe the.
(Ab Bihar bees saal tak royega,
Lalu + pariwar bees saal tak hasta rahega)

1990-2005: ‪#‎JungliDin‬‬‬
2005-10: ‪#‎AccheDin‬‬‬
2010-15: ‪#‎KuchAccheDin‬‬‬
Voter: Aaj kuch toofaani karte hain,
#JungliDin ko waapis laate hai.

Bihar slapped.
The 5 fingers…
Lalu: Ex-CM.
Rabri: Ex-CM future RS MP.
Tejashwi: Dy CM.
Tej Pratap: Minister.
Misa: Future RS MP.

While we will have 20 new ‪#‎SmartCities‬; Patna, Kolkata and Bengaluru are in danger of becoming ‪#‎DumbCities‬ due to pathetic governance.‬‬‬‬

Nitish gets stuck in the lift in January 2016 and says, “Sorry, I lost power today.”
Bihar: But didn’t you lose power on November 8, 2015?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The bad CM now wants to be a worse PM…

2019 election pitch…
I have proved to be a worse CM than Sheila.
Now please give me a chance to be a worse PM than Modi.
—Sri Sri Kejri Baba.

Kejri aspires to be better than Modi.
However the truth is that so far he is not even 1% of Sheila Dikshit!

_____* problem.
It’s Modi’s fault, not mine.
* = Pollution. Salary. Power. Garbage. Money. Corruption. Cough. Headache. Whatever…

Top 3 IIT alumni politicians…
1. Manohar Parrikar.
2. Jairam Ramesh.
3. Krishan Kant.
Rising star—Jayant Sinha.
Sri Sri Kejri Baba.

2015: Here’s my 2020 vision for Delhi.
2020: Here’s my 2025 vision for Delhi.
Voter: Just give me back my Delhi of 2013!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru