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Kejri holidays even as Delhi becomes a dump…

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People are starving!
Marie-Antoinette—Let them eat cake!
People are suffering pollution!
Sri Sri Kejri Baba—Let them get naturopathy!

Mukhya Mantri Kejri = Dukhi Mantri Kejri.
Always complaining.
Always abusing.
Always blaming others.
Always giving reasons for failure.

Arvind Karl Marx virtually sold Communism while campaigning.
New Communism has finally come to New Delhi.
Enjoy till 2020!

Instead of meeting the problem or meeting the protestors or even meeting experts, Kejri will meet the press in a conference.
Story of his political life!

Who said Kejri doesn’t have other portfolios?
Minister (Press Conferences).
Minister (Passing the Buck).
Minister (Out of State Matters).

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

No matter what, they will always love Kejri…

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Sometimes you replace bad (CPM) with worse (Trinamool).
Sometimes you replace the best (Sheila) with the worst (Kejri).

Hame satta do, hum parivartan laayenge.
Satta diya, ghanta kiya.
Next…
Hame MCD do, hum safai laayenge.
Hame Delhi Police do, hum safety laayenge.

ABC of dirty politics in India today…
Akhilesh-Arvind.
Banerjee.
Chandy.
With Nitish (Good cop) and Lalu (Bad cop).

Media, liberals and intellectuals love leaders with terrible governance skills.
Lalu.
Kejri.
Mamata.
Sonia.

New Delhi…
The CM’s chair and MCD and every other thing’s been occupied by both the Congress and BJP.
The only new factor is AAP.
‪#‎GarbageCity‬

Bihar versus Bengal in competition to be India’s worst State ever.
(Poor Kejri trying hard to join but Delhi too developed to make a serious dent.)

Kejriwal’s rate of progress…
1 MLA arrested every 2 months.
1 major allegation every 2 days.
1 UTurn every day.
1 arrogant statement every 2 hours.
etc

CM of Delhi.
Best: Dixit.
Worst: Kejri.
First: CB Prakash.
Last: Kejri. (Whoever is in charge in 2020 is sure to scrap the post after this nonsense)

Bihar and Delhi voters: Let’s punish Modi by voting against him.
Modi: LOL. Looks like in fact you have punished yourselves!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Modi Make in India versus Kejri Break in India

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Advisor: Oppose whatever Modi does.
Kejri: OK.

Modi: Sabka Saath Sabka Vikaas.
Kejri: Apna Saath Apna Vikaas.

Modi: #SwacchaBharatAbhiyaan.
Kejri: #GarbageBharatAbhiyaan

Modi: Make in India.
Kejri: Break in India.

Modi: Pradhan Mantri Jan Dhan Yojana.
Kejri: Mukhya Mantri MLA Dhan Yojana.

Modi: Beti Bachao, Beti Padao Yojana.
Kejri: Somnath Bachao, Urine Samples Mangao Yojana.

Modi: Atal Mission for Rejuvenation and Urban Development.
Kejri: Karl Marx Mission for Destruction and Urban Underdevelopment.

Modi: Swadesh Darshan.
Kejri: Desh (Votebank Politics) Darshan.

Modi: Pilgrimage Rejuvenation and Spiritual Augmentation Drive.
Kejri: Communism Rejuvenation And Propagation.

Modi: Udaan Project.
Kejri: Crash Project.

Modi: Digital India.
Kejri: No WiFi India.

Modi: Skill India.
Kejri: Dharna India.

Modi: Garib Kalyan Yojana.
Kejri: Ameer Kalyan Yojana.

Modi: Smart City Yojana.
Kejri: Dumb City Yojana.

Etc…

Kejri promises…
2013—I will end corruption.
2015—I will end all of Delhi’s problems.
2020—I will end all the problems that I have created.

Under Kejri Delhi will become…
‪#‎GarbageCity‬
‪#‎DarkCity‬
‪#‎DryCity‬
‪#‎DumbCity‬
But he’s a ‪#‎SmartMan‬ for he’s got his position, power and privileges.

© Sunil Rajguru

The #OddEvenKejriwal

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On odd days Kejri is odd.
On even days he’s even more odd!

On Odd days Kejri appears in one channel and on Even days the other.
On Odd days Kejri avoids tackling Delhi’s real problems and on Even days he totally evades them.

Don’t worry, just about 1500 more days for ‪#‎KejriwalSarkar‬.
By 2020 they’ll call her Saint Sheila for her golden days.

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Kejribhai nautanki hi karte raha jaayenge…

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In 1990-95 itself Lalu was exposed as a fraud.
Yet he got re-elected in 1995, 2000 and 2015.
Kejri has an extremely bright future.

123456th piece of AAP irony…
Kejri calls Modi psychopath.
Waves finger threateningly. Blasts Jaitley.
Modi keeps quiet, Jaitley quietly goes to court.
Kejri: जेटली जी हमें डराने की कोशिश ना करें!

Jethmalani defends smugglers, scamsters and murderers.
Now he is defending Kejri.
But no connection between the above.

Modi ne darake Kejri ko Lalu ke paas bheja.
Jaitley ne darake Kejri ko Jethmalani ke paas bheja.
So much climate of fear!

Modi solving power India problems.
Goyal solving power problems.
Sushma solving foreign problems.
Gadkari solving infrastructure problems.
Aur Kejri tu?
Kejri: Yaar saare problems solve karenge to kaisa hoga? I am creating all the problems!

New #OddEven formula…
On Odd days Kejri will virulently attack Modi.
On Even days he will request his and Centre’s help to run Delhi smoothly.

Kejri is part of the Modi Hate Industry.
All media-parties that hate Modi give him great bhaav and he survives.

Kejriwal is an Odd character who’ll get Even with the citizens of Delhi even though they’ve voted for him.
#OddEvenFormula

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Mr Kejri is super clean…

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Jethmalani defends smugglers, scamsters and murderers.
Now he is defending Kejri.
But no connection between the above.

#‎Kejri‬
Leader of Opposition on Twitter.
Chief Activist in New Delhi.
Mogambo within the AAP.
National “Finger Pointer”.

Kejriwal is an Odd character who’ll get Even with the citizens of Delhi even though they’ve voted for him.
‪#‎OddEvenFormula‬

123456th piece of AAP irony…
Kejri calls Modi psychopath.
Waves finger threateningly. Blasts Jaitley.
Modi keeps quiet, Jaitley quietly goes to court.
Kejri: जेटली जी हमें डराने की कोशिश ना करें!

Modi ne darake Kejri ko Lalu ke paas bheja.
Jaitley ne darake Kejri ko Jethmalani ke paas bheja.
So much climate of fear!

Mahagatbandhan…
Lalu: Convict.
Sonia: Accused.
Kejri: Iska bhi number aayega.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru