The Secular + Communist Lobby…
Sonia (44)
+ Karat (9)
+ Mulayam (5)
+ Laloo (4)
+ Nitish (2)
+ CPI (1)
+ Deve Gowda (2)
+ Kejriwal (4)
+ Mayawati (0)
+ Farooq (0)
= 71
= Amit Shah.
Bottomline…
Modi: Mera ek aadmi apke dus ke baraabar hai.
© Sunil Rajguru
Jab tak rahega samosa main aloo,
Tab tak rahega Kejri ka drama chaloo.
Saare parties chor hai.
Saare Industrialists chor hai.
Ab hum to judiciary ka bhi nahin sunenge.
Media coverage versus vote share…
Kejriwal has the worst ROI in India’s electoral history.
What the media told you…
Kejriwal is David and Modi is Goliath.
What it actually was…
Modi is David and the Grand Old Party is Goliath.
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A tale of 3 Gujaratis…
The Mahatma cemented the dynasty by backing Nehru in 1947.
Morarji fought the dynasty from 1966-77 and finally beat Indira.
Modi has almost destroyed the dynasty in 2014.
Forget Modi’s Gujarat Model.
More leaders are petrified of the Amit Shah Uttar Pradesh model being implemented in their States.
Q: Modi says he’ll give his report in 2019. Will you give yours in 2014?
Manmohan: Errr…. Madam se poochke batata hu… #TheekHai?
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Die-hard supporters of the 26% 2004 Congress Raj are beating the drum saying “BJP got only 31%” even though the NDA got 38.5%.
Modi haters…
2004 mandate throwing up leader with least mass base (Manmohan) = Valid.
2014 mandate throwing up leader with highest mass base (Modi) = Invalid.
If Modi becomes PM…
I’ll leave India.
I’ll leave my State.
I’ll change my name.
I’ll run naked.
Not one said…
“Even if my sworn enemy comes to power, I will continue with my service to the nation.”
Modi hater…
After the voting:
Laaga ungli pe daag! Itne logon ne vote kiya!
After the results:
Laaga electorate pe daag! Itne logon ne BJP ko vote kiya!
According to them…
2004: Congress leads with 145 seats.
—>The people of are wise and can’t be fooled!
2014: NDA gets 336 seats.
—>The people of India have been fooled!
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Esteemed numerologists of the Grand Old Party of India, the Congress, have found a crucial link between the Coalgate scam and the results of the 2014 general elections.
The Coalgate scam amount was pegged at: Rs 185591 followed by oh so many zeroes that nobody can even count and keep track of.
That number can be symbolized by…
1—The numbers of States where the Congress won 4 Lok Sabha seats.
8—The number of seats it won in Kerala.
5—The number of “big” States where it won 2 seats.
5—The number of States where it won 1 seat.
9—The number of seats won in Karnataka.
1—The number of states where it won 3 seats.
Followed by oh so many zeroes, the number of places where it won zero seats…
Andaman & Nicobar Islands, Chandigarh, Dadra & Nagar Haveli, Daman & Diu, Delhi, Goa, Gujarat, Himachal Pradesh, Jammu & Kashmir, Jharkhand, Lakshadweep, Nagaland, Rajasthan, Sikkim, Tamil Nadu, Tripura and Uttarakhand.
This has put the Congress party in depression.
Explained a spokesperson: Since we are out of power we will be involved in Zero scams and hence make Zero money at the Centre: With 44 seats we cannot even influence a Bill or project for any scam. Now by numerology, doesn’t that mean we will get Zero seats in 2019?
To counter this zero problem, the party has decided to hand over complete charge of the party to Pappu, who is not only the biggest Zero in the Congress party but maybe even the country. He will be ably assisted by Zero Loss Sibal.
Another was quite optimistic.
There was great interference by non-dynasty members. We need to give them full charge.
With 1 member of the dynasty, we may get 1 Zero Zero seats.
With 2 members of the dynasty, we may get 2 Zero Zero seats.
With 3 members of the dynasty, we may get 3 Zero Zero seats.
So there’s a good chance that if we make Sonia the Honorary President for Life, Pappu the President and Pappini the Vice President and all three campaign for 2019 the Congress may well get 300 seats.
Catching on with the upbeat mood of the Congress, a newcomer added…
Priyanka’s two children will be much older in 2019 and hence we should target 500 seats!
© Sunil Rajguru
Open Letter to Narendra Modi…
Dear Modi,
You got where you are by not listening to most of the jokers of this country.
Continue doing what you want and not bothering about Open Letters.
Best #BlowToModi headline post-May 16…
69% of India’s electorate reject Modi.
As orators, Modi-Sushma-Jaitley-Advani-Rajnath are far far superior to Sonia-Manmohan-Pappu-Etc.
At least we’ll “listen” to our government for a change.
Do hazaar chaar main ek chaare aane ki sarkaar aayi thi.
Ab solaah May ke baad solaahwe Lok Sabha main ek solaah aane ki sarkaar aa rahi hai.
Stupid question…
Will Nehru approve of Modi?
More relevant question today…
Will Modi approve of Nehru?
The Fates have just edited #BlowToModi
Henceforth the letter “l” has been dropped.
#BowToModi
2002-14: #BlowToModi millions of times.
May 16: Just “One”…
#BlowToCong #BlowToSonia #BlowToMSM #BlowToLiberals #BlowToPseudoSeculars #BlowToPseudoIntellectuals #BlowToDelhiCocktailCircuit.
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