Ban gaya Modi sarkaar musings…

Na billi hai na parcha hai,
Bas Modi ka hi charcha hai,
Ye desh ke liye accha hai,
Ye solah aane saccha hai.

This was the biggest polarization event in the history of Independent India.
The people were on one side.
The intellectuals, MSM, liberals and pseudo-seculars were on the other side.

In the world of Indian TV channels and Time magazine, Kejriwal has won 300 Lok Sabha seats.
In the real world however, he couldn’t make it to double digits.

Kerala…
Highest divorce rate.
Highest suicide rate.
Highest Congress Lok Sabha seat win rate.

All the Congress CMs have offered to resign. What about you?
Sonia-Pappu: We can’t do that. The Dynasty is of divine origin.

The Modi hater…
The Congress lost.
Kejriwal didn’t win.
The people were polarized.
Modi is lucky and he is in for trouble.

Amit Shah has more brains than Sonia, Pappu and Pappini combined.
Modi is way outta their league.

Modi haters get a new mission.
To undermine the office of the PMO.

Voters’ final message…
So called secular parties are communal.
So called communal party is development party.

Q1: Will the Congress rule?
Q2: Will the Third Front rule?
Q3: Will the Congress and Third Front join hands?
A: The Congress has become the Third Front.

Congress is a regional party.
BJP UP is bigger than Congress India in terms of Lok Sabha seats.

Modi+: Triple Century.
Pappu+: Half-century.
Kejriwal: Single digits.
Yet for the mainstream media, all three were the same.

Congress: #MissionSaveDynasty
D4: #Mission160
Modi: #Mission272
Goal-setting is the most important thing.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The (Mo)D-Day is finally here…

Modi’s success is one-third ability (proved as CM) + one-third hard work (stunning electoral campaign) + one-third sheer luck (countless Congress self-goals).

Abki baar Modi sarkaar,
Agli baar bhi Modi sarkaar,
Pappu ko dikhao bahaar jaane ka dwaar.

Other battles won…
Right beats Left.
SM beats MSM.
Development beats pseudo-secularism.
Experience beats inexperience.

Today the biggest self-fulfilling prophesy of India has come true.
#ModiHaters

(If he delivers)
Tallest BJS/BJP leaders…
1. Modi.
2. Vajpayee.
3. Mookerjee.
4. Advani.
5. Upadhyaya.

Lord of the Kings…
2004: Fellowship of the UPA.
2009: The Twin Towers of Sonia and MMS.
2014: Return of the King (Modi).

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Indian Elections 101…

If Modi works hard to be PM, he’s selfish.
If a dynast gets the PM’s post on a platter, he’s selfless.

If the BJP is ultra-weak, then Congress hegemony is full of love and tenderness.
If the Congress is ultra-weak, then BJP hegemony is Fascist.

If Modi has tremendous experience, then he’s a known devil.
If Pappu has zero experience, then he’s an unknown angel.

If Rajiv is the most popular leader in India in 1984, he’s democratic.
If Modi is the most popular leader in India in 2014, he’s dictatorial.

When polarization helps Congress, it’s called secularism.
When polarization helps BJP, it’s called communalism.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Goodbye Congress musings…

Goodbye…
UPA2.
MMS.
Sonia.
Goodbye and see you in 5 years…
Mrs Vadra.
Try to stay humble for 5 years …
BJP.
What will you do for 5 years?
Pappu.

In 1919 Motilal became Congress President and formally launched the dynasty.
If Pappu-Pappini lose in 2019 too, then they can put flowers on its tombstone on the Centenary.

Now the entire mainstream media can proudly call themselves anti-establishment.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru