If Modi works hard to be PM, he’s selfish.
If a dynast gets the PM’s post on a platter, he’s selfless.

If the BJP is ultra-weak, then Congress hegemony is full of love and tenderness.
If the Congress is ultra-weak, then BJP hegemony is Fascist.

If Modi has tremendous experience, then he’s a known devil.
If Pappu has zero experience, then he’s an unknown angel.

If Rajiv is the most popular leader in India in 1984, he’s democratic.
If Modi is the most popular leader in India in 2014, he’s dictatorial.

When polarization helps Congress, it’s called secularism.
When polarization helps BJP, it’s called communalism.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru