It’s the people, not the dynasty, that’s lowering the standards…

1947…
Let the son of Motilal, who fought for our Independence and was jailed by the British be PM.

1966…
Let the daughter of Jawaharlal, who has just two years’ experience as minister be PM.

1984…
Let the son of Indira, who has just four years party experience and zero government experience be PM.

2019(?)…
Let the daughter of Rajiv, a woman who has all the resources, power and money anyone could dream of but has remained totally unemployed and vella for 25 years be PM.

© Sunil Rajguru

The end of Manmohan Singh’s Prime Ministerial term…

The story of Manmohan’s power as Prime Minister…
A 10-year-long power cut.

After May 16…
Manmohan to Modi: Can I continue hanging out at the PMO? Nobody ever notices me anyway.

Time to declare Manmohan the most powerful statue ever in our history and build a statue in the statue’s honour.

Manmohan: How will history remember me?
Citizen: Remember? Most of the times we forgot we even had a Prime Minister for the last 10 years!

The 10-year-term of the most power-fool leader in India’s history is coming to an end on May 16.

Sigh! My 10 years paid vacation is coming to an end.
#MMS #TheekHai

These versions by Sunil Rajguru