The sheer brilliance of Pappu the great…

Q: What is your post?
Pappu: Vice…. errr something.

Q: When will you be PM candidate?
Pappu: Can’t de date.

Q: Your election strategy?
Pappu: It’s been Modified.

Q: Opinion polls?
Pappu: No opinion.

Q: Exit polls?
Pappu: My exit strategy ready.

Q: PM’s farewell dinner?
A: Yes, the PM did not fare well at all. What’s for dinner?

Q: Swearing in ceremony?
Pappu: I will be swearing only.

Q: Leader of the Opposition?
Pappu: I will oppose that too.

Q: Strategy for 2019?
Pappu: 20…??? I can’t even plan 19 minutes into the future!

When Pappu skipped the PM’s dinner…

Pappu is an Indian superhero.
Specifically Mr India.
Invisible during key times like August Kranti agitation and #PappuSkipsPMDinner.

Pappu to MMS: Tumhare ministers ne itna khaaya ki main protest main tumhare dinner main nahin khaaunga.

Out of the country half the time.
Pappu = NRP.
(Non-Resident Politician)

New Congress ad posters for Pappu after May 16…
Main nahin (haara), Hum (haare).

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Leader: Your RS term is coming to an end.
Manmohan: No I’m still a Rajya Sabha MP.
Leader: I meant Rubber Stamp term.
#TheekHai

The Dynasty Trinity…
Jawaharlal: The Creator.
Indira: The Preserver.
Sonia: The Destroyer.

Today…
I&B Minister: We don’t need an I&B Minister.
After May 16…
Sonia: We don’t need a Prime Minister.
P.S. But we didn’t have one from 2004-14.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru