Q: What is your post?
Pappu: Vice…. errr something.

Q: When will you be PM candidate?
Pappu: Can’t de date.

Q: Your election strategy?
Pappu: It’s been Modified.

Q: Opinion polls?
Pappu: No opinion.

Q: Exit polls?
Pappu: My exit strategy ready.

Q: PM’s farewell dinner?
A: Yes, the PM did not fare well at all. What’s for dinner?

Q: Swearing in ceremony?
Pappu: I will be swearing only.

Q: Leader of the Opposition?
Pappu: I will oppose that too.

Q: Strategy for 2019?
Pappu: 20…??? I can’t even plan 19 minutes into the future!

© Sunil Rajguru