Politician Kejriwal Grundy,
Born on a Monday,
Launched party on Tuesday,
Became CM on Wednesday,
Declared future PM on Thursday,
Lost his CMship on Friday,
Lost his PMship dreams on Saturday,
His politics took ill, grew worse, died and buried on Sunday.
That was the end,
Of Politician Kejriwal Grundy.
This version by Sunil Rajguru
The biggest role of formal education today is to get a job.
If you really want to change the world, then it’s totally irrelevant.
You have educated idiots.
You have uneducated idiots.
You have educated greats.
You have uneducated greats.
Focus on the individual not his/her education.
Would Mani say…
How can a poorly educated person (Maken) comment on an even more poorly educated person (Smriti)?
#ChaiwallahKaSequel
Congress to BJP…
Hamaare 12th class pass hamaare hai, pyaare hai,
Tumhaare 12th class pass zindagi se hare hai.
#SmritiIrani
You need education to be a doctor, engineer, lawyer, rocket scientist…
You don’t need education to be a successful businessman or a leader.
Simple definitions…
Illiterate: Can’t read or write.
Educated: Went to school or college.
Uneducated: Didn’t go to school.
12th Pass: Educated, just didn’t go to college.
Dictionary definition of education…
The act or process of imparting or acquiring general knowledge, developing the powers of reasoning and judgment, and generally of preparing oneself or others intellectually for mature life.
Note: This particular definition of education has absolutely nothing to do with school, college or degrees of any kind.
The Manmohan Cabinet had many Oxbridge-Harvard Ministers.
The Modi Cabinet has many who never went to college.
Let’s see who performs better.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Nehru-Gandhi dynasty…
Education: Not required.
Experience: Not required.
Common sense: Not required.
Grace: Not required.
Genetics triumphs all of the above.
Similar question. Similar answer.
1947-2014
After Nehru who?
Indira!
After Indira who?
Sanjay!
After Sanjay who?
Rajiv!
After Rajiv who?
Sonia!
After Sonia who?
Rahul!
After Rahul who?
Priyanka!
…
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
World…
BCE = Before the Common/Current/Christian Era.
AD = Anno Domini.
India…
BCE = Before Congress Extinction.
AD = Acche Din.
Modi…
Minimum government.
Maximum governance.
UPA2…
Minimum governance (by MMS).
Maximum government (handed over to Madamji).
Pranabda was expelled from Congress for opposing Rajiv.
Today he is President.
Modi is the antithesis of the dynasty.
Today he is Prime Minister.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru