World…
BCE = Before the Common/Current/Christian Era.
AD = Anno Domini.
India…
BCE = Before Congress Extinction.
AD = Acche Din.
Modi…
Minimum government.
Maximum governance.
UPA2…
Minimum governance (by MMS).
Maximum government (handed over to Madamji).
Pranabda was expelled from Congress for opposing Rajiv.
Today he is President.
Modi is the antithesis of the dynasty.
Today he is Prime Minister.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Die-hard supporters of the 26% 2004 Congress Raj are beating the drum saying “BJP got only 31%” even though the NDA got 38.5%.
Modi haters…
2004 mandate throwing up leader with least mass base (Manmohan) = Valid.
2014 mandate throwing up leader with highest mass base (Modi) = Invalid.
If Modi becomes PM…
I’ll leave India.
I’ll leave my State.
I’ll change my name.
I’ll run naked.
Not one said…
“Even if my sworn enemy comes to power, I will continue with my service to the nation.”
Modi hater…
After the voting:
Laaga ungli pe daag! Itne logon ne vote kiya!
After the results:
Laaga electorate pe daag! Itne logon ne BJP ko vote kiya!
According to them…
2004: Congress leads with 145 seats.
—>The people of are wise and can’t be fooled!
2014: NDA gets 336 seats.
—>The people of India have been fooled!
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
171 million people voted for the BJP.
That’s a new world record.
Congress 2009: 153 million.
Obama 2008: 69 million.
80 million people watched Kolaveri D on YouTube.
135 million Indians watched the 2011 World Cup cricket final.
171 million Indians voted for the BJP in 2014.
Directions from the 2014 electorate…
No Left turns and U-turns.
Turn Right and keep straight.
Bees Saal Baad finally gets a sequel.
Greatest mandate since 1984 or…
Tees Saal Baad.
End of the Lohiaites?
LS Seats: Mulayam (5), Laloo (5), Nitish (2), Ajit (0).
(Paswan: 0 in 2009, survives with the help of Modi in 2014)
PM pretenders…
Pappu: No numbers even for Opposition Leader.
Kejri: No entry to Lok Sabha.
Nitish: 2 seats.
Making chai for The Wife.
She came tired from office and said…
Chaiwallah Pradhan Mantri bana hai, kamse kam chai to bana do!
2002-14: Blow to Modi.
2014: Blow to Modi Haters.
Strange Indian TV channels…
He’ll be sacked as CM.
He’ll lose as CM.
He’ll never be PM candidate.
BJP will just fall short.
May 16: We were right! We were right! We were right!
These versions by Sunil Rajguru