Die-hard supporters of the 26% 2004 Congress Raj are beating the drum saying “BJP got only 31%” even though the NDA got 38.5%.

Modi haters…
2004 mandate throwing up leader with least mass base (Manmohan) = Valid.
2014 mandate throwing up leader with highest mass base (Modi) = Invalid.

If Modi becomes PM…
I’ll leave India.
I’ll leave my State.
I’ll change my name.
I’ll run naked.
Not one said…
“Even if my sworn enemy comes to power, I will continue with my service to the nation.”

Modi hater…
After the voting:
Laaga ungli pe daag! Itne logon ne vote kiya!
After the results:
Laaga electorate pe daag! Itne logon ne BJP ko vote kiya!

According to them…
2004: Congress leads with 145 seats.
—>The people of are wise and can’t be fooled!
2014: NDA gets 336 seats.
—>The people of India have been fooled!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru