The Pappu Best Comedian Award.
The Priyanka Vadra Guest Appearance Award.
The Narendra Modi Publicity Award.
The Arvind Kejriwal U-Turn Award.
The LK Advani Forever Young Award.
The Manmohan Singh Best Employee Award.
The Sonia Gandhi Big Boss Award.
The Mani Shankar Aiyar Sycophancy Award.
The Diggy Raja Conspiracy Theory Award.
The Manish Tiwari Holistic Award.
The Kapil Sibal Re0inventing Zero Award.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Sometime in 2012…
A Congress leader looking at Pappu’s speeches and thinking, “2014 gaya!”
Sometime now…
The Congress leader looking at Mrs Vadra’s speeches and thinking, “2019 bhi gaya!”
Priyanka Vadra is campaigning in 2 Lok Sabha constituencies and not in the other 541.
Based on TV coverage, you could be forgiven for thinking that it’s the other way round.
The TV channels motto…
Abki baar Vadra sarkaar.
Aalochana karna aasaan hai, kaam karna mushkil hai…
Says the woman who has done absolutely no kaam in her entire life.
#MrsVadra
Q: Some say Priyanka Vadra.
Some say Priyanka Gandhi.
Which is the right way to call her?
A: Priyanka Who?
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
What the EC may say to the Congress next…
Ye haath mujhe de de thakur…
Common citizen retires at 60.
For the common politician, life begins at 60 after which he becomes PM or Cabinet Minister or has an affair or gets married or has children or becomes a billionaire or…
(April 30)
CID is successful because it has the three elements…
Comedy Investigation Drama.
#TVShows #ACPPradyuman
The only example of 100% marketing trumping 0% governance in politics for decades is Laloo Prasad Yadav.
The TV screen loves him.
That’s enough.
(April 27)
SRK: Sattar minit, sirf sattar minit hai aapke paas!
Vijay Mallya: Sattar run, sirf sattar run hai aapke paas???!!!@#$%&*!!!
Yuvi: Mere paas to sirf sattar lakh (X20) hai!
#RCB70AllDown
Subhash Ghai down the ages…
1980s: Critical acclaim + Hits.
1990s: No critical acclaim + Hits.
2000s: No critical acclaim + No hits.
2010s: He’s still making movies?
Q: Why did so many celebrities asking to vote secular not vote themselves?
A: Because they realize the truth that there are no secular parties in India.
(April 26)
Will the sequel of 2 States feature the child of the two characters marrying someone who’s a product of 2 more States and be called 4 States?
(April 22)
Manmohan Singh will be the only person in the world who wouldn’t know when his autobiography is written and read it for the first time when he finally gets a copy.
(April 13)
Full circle…
Media turned protest movement into party.
Congress turned party into government.
Kejriwal turned government back to protest movement.
Ad idea…
Do you want to take revenge but are too bald to do so?
Take our hair transplant and become too bold!
#AzamKhan #AmitShah
(April 11)
Coming soon…
Snow White and the 7 dwarves. (In Hindi)
Where Congress still claims to be Snow White despite scams.
7 dwarves: AAP, SP, BSP, RJD, CPM, NCP & NC.
(April 4)
Jab tak rahega samose main aloo,
Tab tak rahega Bihar main Laloo,
Magar us samose ke saath ab NaMo chai hit hai.
Tera kya hoga re Nitishwa?
(April 2)
These versions by Sunil Rajguru