Sometime in 2012…
A Congress leader looking at Pappu’s speeches and thinking, “2014 gaya!”
Sometime now…
The Congress leader looking at Mrs Vadra’s speeches and thinking, “2019 bhi gaya!”

Priyanka Vadra is campaigning in 2 Lok Sabha constituencies and not in the other 541.
Based on TV coverage, you could be forgiven for thinking that it’s the other way round.

The TV channels motto…
Abki baar Vadra sarkaar.

Aalochana karna aasaan hai, kaam karna mushkil hai…
Says the woman who has done absolutely no kaam in her entire life.
#MrsVadra

Q: Some say Priyanka Vadra.
Some say Priyanka Gandhi.
Which is the right way to call her?
A: Priyanka Who?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru