My Narendra Modi Columns till 2014

9 #BlowToModi moments after he became PM
December 22, 2014, Sify.com

Narendra Modi’s 10 hits of 2014…
December 15, 2014, Sify.com

31: Number of the year for Modi haters
December 10, 2014, Sify.com

Mo’ White and the 11 dwarves
November 19, 2014, Sify.com

100% Modi bags two hat-tricks…
October 21, 2014, Sify.com

Get Modi wrong a million times? Keep talking!
October 3, 2014, Sify.com

Mahatma Modi to Adolf Hitler
October 2, 2014, Sify.com

PM Modi’s 100-hour report card
May 30, 2014, Sify.com

A chaiwallah beats all the dynasties…
May 23, 2014, Sify.com

5 ways people are still rubbishing Modi’s win
May 21, 2014, Sify.com

Gujarat Model already implemented in New Delhi
May 20, 2014, Sify.com

Narendra Modi’s acceptance speech…
May 19, 2014, Sify.com

7 reasons why Modi’s campaign succeeded…
May 19, 2014, Sify.com

Which was India’s ultimate ‘wave’ election?
May 18, 2014, Sify.com

Now it’s Nehru, Indira and Modi!
May 16, 2014, Sify.com

My Narendra Modi Columns before he became PM…

10 ways Modi haters are still living in denial…

1. It is nothing but a triumph of marketing and money power.

2. He didn’t win. 69% of India rejected him!

3. What can anyone do if the Indian electorate is fascinated by Fascism?

4. So? Even Hitler won the elections!

5. Stop celebrating his win. You will soon lose all your fundamental rights.

6. All the minorities don’t accept him and hence his mandate is illegal.

7. The RSS is now running the country. One remote control has replaced another.

8. Modi polarized the country and that’s why he won.

9. The Congress couldn’t communicate its achievements properly.

10. Priyanka came in late and scared Modi. Had she come earlier…

P.S.
The first party got 282.
The second party got 44.
In any other country this would be considered a universal landslide.
But India is India!

© Sunil Rajguru

Yet more ban gaya Modi sarkaar musings…

A tale of 3 Gujaratis…
The Mahatma cemented the dynasty by backing Nehru in 1947.
Morarji fought the dynasty from 1966-77 and finally beat Indira.
Modi has almost destroyed the dynasty in 2014.

Forget Modi’s Gujarat Model.
More leaders are petrified of the Amit Shah Uttar Pradesh model being implemented in their States.

Q: Modi says he’ll give his report in 2019. Will you give yours in 2014?
Manmohan: Errr…. Madam se poochke batata hu… #TheekHai?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

More ban gaya Modi sarkaar musings…

Open Letter to Narendra Modi…
Dear Modi,
You got where you are by not listening to most of the jokers of this country.
Continue doing what you want and not bothering about Open Letters.

Best #BlowToModi headline post-May 16…
69% of India’s electorate reject Modi.

As orators, Modi-Sushma-Jaitley-Advani-Rajnath are far far superior to Sonia-Manmohan-Pappu-Etc.
At least we’ll “listen” to our government for a change.

Do hazaar chaar main ek chaare aane ki sarkaar aayi thi.
Ab solaah May ke baad solaahwe Lok Sabha main ek solaah aane ki sarkaar aa rahi hai.

Stupid question…
Will Nehru approve of Modi?
More relevant question today…
Will Modi approve of Nehru?

The Fates have just edited #BlowToModi
Henceforth the letter “l” has been dropped.
#BowToModi

2002-14: #BlowToModi millions of times.
May 16: Just “One”…
#BlowToCong #BlowToSonia #BlowToMSM #BlowToLiberals #BlowToPseudoSeculars #BlowToPseudoIntellectuals #BlowToDelhiCocktailCircuit.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Ban gaya Modi sarkaar musings…

Na billi hai na parcha hai,
Bas Modi ka hi charcha hai,
Ye desh ke liye accha hai,
Ye solah aane saccha hai.

This was the biggest polarization event in the history of Independent India.
The people were on one side.
The intellectuals, MSM, liberals and pseudo-seculars were on the other side.

In the world of Indian TV channels and Time magazine, Kejriwal has won 300 Lok Sabha seats.
In the real world however, he couldn’t make it to double digits.

Kerala…
Highest divorce rate.
Highest suicide rate.
Highest Congress Lok Sabha seat win rate.

All the Congress CMs have offered to resign. What about you?
Sonia-Pappu: We can’t do that. The Dynasty is of divine origin.

The Modi hater…
The Congress lost.
Kejriwal didn’t win.
The people were polarized.
Modi is lucky and he is in for trouble.

Amit Shah has more brains than Sonia, Pappu and Pappini combined.
Modi is way outta their league.

Modi haters get a new mission.
To undermine the office of the PMO.

Voters’ final message…
So called secular parties are communal.
So called communal party is development party.

Q1: Will the Congress rule?
Q2: Will the Third Front rule?
Q3: Will the Congress and Third Front join hands?
A: The Congress has become the Third Front.

Congress is a regional party.
BJP UP is bigger than Congress India in terms of Lok Sabha seats.

Modi+: Triple Century.
Pappu+: Half-century.
Kejriwal: Single digits.
Yet for the mainstream media, all three were the same.

Congress: #MissionSaveDynasty
D4: #Mission160
Modi: #Mission272
Goal-setting is the most important thing.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru