Monthly Archives: July 2013

Some Congressi musings…

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· How the Government runs the Economy Marathon…
First 4.5 years: 20 kms race walk, albeit leisurely.
Last 0.5 years: 100 metres dash.

· Last telegram discovered.
It was lying in the dustbin.
Because it was blank.
Then they realized that MMS had sent it.

· Some say that the Bofors probe died on July 13, 2013.
But the question is: Was it ever really born?
‪#‎Quattrocchi‬

· Sonia: Who is our best speaker?
A: Tharoor.
Sonia: Who is the most sincere sounding?
A: Maken.
Sonia: OK, Modify both of them!

· Pappu re-interpretation No. 23…
If power is poison, then are all politicians snakes?

· Congress High Command orders…
Bharat gaya tel lene, Gujarat par aakraman karo!

· Even if Diggy Raja called Modi a Martian, he’d still be mobbed by serious looking reporters for details and TV anchors would hold panel discussions over it.

· Effectively…
Sir, Ishrat is a burning issue, shouldn’t you come clean?
Shinde: Nahin yaar, maine Amreeka ke saath God promise kiya tha!

· There was a time I used to love listening to Shashi Tharoor and Ajay Maken, but both of them have lost it with this latest Rambogiri, sorry, spokesmangiri.

· Tum maino ya na maino, ye desh ka abhi bahut hi boora haal hai…

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Cyberspace musings…

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· They should call Facebook the Zuckerburger.
Like all burgers it is full of fat (lies), zero nutrition (for the brain), fills your (mind’s) stomach and leaves no place for any other thing of value and is basically time pass.

· First: Thank God!
Then: Thank God it’s Friday.
Now: Thank God for Zuckerberg!

· IRCTC to enter the Online Shopping space.
They’ll probably specialize in Window Shopping.

· Status Updates may show just 1% of a User’s personality, but sometimes they appear to be 100%.

· Curious…
The Empress of India has a packed court of jesters whose sole purpose seems to be to entertain Twitter and Facebook.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Columns on the Internet and social media (Till 2013)

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My slow journey off ‘offline’
One by on bastions crumbled
17 July, 2013, Sify.com

How social media will dictate the 2014 polls
Its indirect impact is more important
14 April, 2013, Sify.com

Tweeple will have to fight their own fight
The menace of Section 66A
20 November, 2012

Now jail is only a click away
The menace of Section 66A
3 November, 2012

Govt losing web battle due to Streisand effect
Cartoonist Aseem Trivedi’s arrest is ill-timed
10 September, 2012, Sify.com

How America and India hate Internet democracy
Both governments are moving towards curbs
14 January 2012, Sify.com

The very healthy Modi debate…

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Modi backers…

Claim 1: Modi was new to the job and tried his best to stop post-Godhra violence.
Claim 2: The Gujarat development model is a success.
Claim 3: People are happier in Gujarat under Modi.
Claim 4: Modi is the best bet for the BJP.
Claim 5: Modi is the most popular leader in India.
Claim 6: Modi is a terrific orator.
Claim 7: Modi is a solid potential for the post of PM.
Claim 8: Many leaders of the world have acknowledged Modi’s genius.
Claim 9: Modi is unfairly under the microscope while other leaders totally get away.
Claim 10: Most of the detractors are outside Gujarat and have vested interests.
(Phew! That probably covers everything!)

Modi detractors…
Assumption 1: Modi is 100% guilty in Godhra and hence no other assumption/claim is required and every claim of the Modi backers has to be totally rubbished and fought tooth and nail till the end of time!

© Sunil Rajgur

Congressi musings of the day…

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· Every middle class Indian would gladly pay Rs 5 each if it would stop them from listening to Manish Tewari.

· After the Food Bill is implemented, the common man’s Petrol Bill, Grocery Bill, Restaurant Bill, You Name it Bill will go through the roof.

· 2014: BJP single largest party, Congress supports Third Front.
2015: Food Bill implementation destroys economy.
2016: Third Front falls, blamed for mess. Congress re-elected.

· Found… Pappu’s last telegram…
Telegram kaun laya?

· Actually the Cash Transfer Scheme started ages ago.
The only difference is it first covered politicians and Swiss banks and now it covers citizens and Indian banks.

· Aaj Congress ka zabardast speeches/Tweets/attacks dekh ke lag raha hai ki sab partymen raat bhar laaltein leke Modi ke speeches pad rahe the.

· Why is he always in that mode?
manish teWARi

· Nero played the fiddle when Rome burned.
(Nero= MMS. Rome=India)

· What is the Dynasty Model? What is the Maya Model? What is the Mamata Model? What is the Mulayam Model? What is the Diggy Raja Model? What is the DMK Model? What is the MSM Model? ‪#‎GujaratModel‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Modi musings of the day…

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· Q: Is the bottle half Full or half Empty?
Media: Dunno about that, but 0.01% of Modi’s speech is Empty and our report is Full of that.

· Indian pays Rs 5 to hear Modi speak.
India pays Rs 5 lakh crore to hear Manmohan’s silence.
‪#‎CostOfScams‬

· I think a few hundred prominent Indian personalities would go into a permanent state of shock and get detached from reality if Modi actually became Prime Minister.

· Yesterday the media covered the Modus Operandi of all political parties.
Today it’s just Modi’s Operandi.

· Seems you either virulently like Modi or virulently hate him or virulently want to ignore him.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru