Daily Archives: July 22, 2013

PR kiya to darna kya…

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Just replace pyaar by PR and you get a host of great PR movies…

For those who love the industry…

Maine PR kiya… PR Karne Wale Kabhi Kam Na Honge… Jeena Hai PR Main… Hum Hai Rahi PR Ke… Har Dil Jo PR Karega… PR Zindagi Hai… PR ka Mausam… PR Kiye Jaa… PR Ki Kahani… Jahan PR Mile… Jab PR Kisi Se Hota Hai… PR Ke Kaabil… Kaho Na PR Hai… Aao PR Kare… Ye Raaste PR Ke… Rishta Hai PR Ka.

The haters…
Maine PR Kyun Kiya?… Kya Yahi PR Hai?… Kabhi PR Nahin Karna!… Lut Gaye PR Main… Paisa Nasha PR… PR Ke Naam Kurbaan… PR Hua Chori Chori… Hote Hote PR Ho Gaya… Pani Jaisa PR… PR Ki Pungi… PR Ka Rog… PR Impossible!… Ye Stupid PR… Inteha PR Ki… PR Ka Saudagar… PR Ki Saza… PR Ke Naam Qatl-E-Aam… PR Ka Karz.

When it triumphs in the end…
PR Jhukta Nahin… Ye PR Na Hoga Kam… PR To Hona Hi Tha… PR Ki Jeet… PR ka Devta.

When there’s too much of it…
PR hi PR… PR hi PR Main… Dekha PR Tumhara… Silsila Hai PR Ka… Kyun Tumse Itna PR Hai?… PR Ka Mandir… PR Do PR Lo.

Out of the box…
Anokha PR… Kuch PR Kuch Pagalpan… Kaisa Ye PR Hai!… PR Deewana Hota Hai.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The Modi equations…

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Funny sounding Modi half-phrase <Greater than> Practically every other major lead story.

Allegations against Modi <Greater than> All Congress scams put together.

Anything related to 2002 Godhra <Equals to> Breaking news.

1 Ishrat encounter <Greater than> 1000 encounters of last 10 years.

I conditionally/partially support/appreciate Modi/His speeches/Gujarat development <Equals to> I am communal.

Modi is Hitler <Equals to> I am secular.

Blow to Modi <Equals to> Universal cut and paste for any story related to him.

Bonus:
Any Diggy Raja phrase <Equals to> 100% credibility.

© Sunil Rajguru

Congress: India’s ultimate oxymoron…

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Questionnaire: Fill in the blanks.

Topic: Congress.

Q1: It is secular because __________ (Maximum communal riots have taken place under its rule)

Q2: It is tough on terror because __________ (It blames the Opposition for terror instead of enemies and terror groups)

Q3: It has a great foreign policy because __________ (It doesn’t stand up to Pakistan, China or Pakistan or anyone else for that matter)

Q4: It is democratic because __________ (It is a very strong believer of dynasty and is the only party to have imposed Emergency. Plus all party presidents behave like dictators)

Q5: It strongly believes in merit because __________ (It is a very strong believer of all dynasties)

Q6: It strongly believes in India’s federal structure because __________ (Believes strongly in Article 356, uses the CBI to settle scores, Ref: Mulayam)

Q7: It strongly believes in all of India’s institutions because __________ (Its PM refused to accept an HC verdict, it diluted the office of the CEC, it rubbished the CAG…)

© Sunil Rajguru

It’s all about the Congress…

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· India’s terror equation…
Left-inspired Naxalism
+ Indira Gandhi backed Bhindranwale
+ Khurshid lawyer for SIMI
+ Laloo parades Osama look-alike for polls
= BJP supports terrorism.

· Congress: We are fixing our biggest problems!
Q: Corruption? Terrorism? Inflation? Economy?
Congress: No! No! Modi. BJP. RSS. Baaki sab bhaad main jaaye!

· Manmohan: Are these Chinese excursions serious?
Official: No sir, it’s just a case of “Aaya cheen gaya cheen”.

· Official: Chinese excursions!
MMS: Stop playing cricket with them!
Official: But we don’t play with them!
MMS: Wow! So action already taken!

· Reality…
2009: Congress probably led BJP 20-0.
Since then the BJP has done nothing and Congress has been busy scoring own-goals.
That’s why the BJP is “close” now.

· Manmohan Singh is still in mute mode.
All he has done is thrown incomprehensible numbers at us.
The words are still invisible.

· Peter Principle…
Every one rises to his level of incompetence and stays there.
‪#‎ManmohanSingh‬ ‪#‎PrimeMinister‬ ‪#‎NineYears‬

· What MMS really said on economy…
Basic fundamentals are sound (the alarm bugle!) and stable (for scams).

· Somewhere down the line Manmohan has forgotten even the spellings of both Economy and Politics.

This version by Sunil Rajguru

More on Modi…

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· Secular party oath…
I do solemnly swear that I’ll bear allegiance to the notion that Modi is communal and carry out my duties accordingly.

· If he manages to become PM, then 2002-13’s “Blow to Modi” will become 2014’s “Bow to Modi”.

· The GDP of Gujarat has been rising alarmingly and steadily since 2002.
(Godhra+Development Politics)

· 100% of India should be nationalists.
80% of India are Hindus.
Hindu. Nationalist.
Nationalist. Hindu.
Hindu nationalist.
Nationalist Hindu.
Why this furore over a bit of wordplay?

· Debate begins…
BJP supporter: You are defending the most corrupt and arrogant government in history!
Congress supporter: You are defending Godhra!
Debate ka “The End”.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru