Daily Archives: July 13, 2013

The actual Yojanas of the UPA…

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Making MMS PM…
Kursi Ke Peeche Remote Chalao Yojana.

RTI…
Hame Chhod Kar Baaki Ke Baare Main Jaaniye Yojana.

NREGA…
Crore-o Main Vote Ikkhatta Karo Yojana.

Food Bill…
Crore-o Main Vote Ikkhatta Karo Maha Yojana.

Cases like Ishrat case…
Kisi Bhi Haal Par Modi Ko Fix Karo Yojana.

CBI…
Kisi Bhi Haal Par Saare Opponents Ko Fix Karo Yojana.

NAC…
Unofficial Sonia Power Ko Offical Banao Yojana.

Bharat Nirman…
Bharat Barbaadi Pe Parda Daalo Yojana.

Foreign Policy…
Sabse Dar Dar Ke Jeena Seekho Yojana.

Section 66A…
Hamse Dar Dar Ke Jeena Seekho Yojana.

© Sunil Rajguru

More Mahi musings…

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· There was this Mahi—a real bowlers’ pain,
Who made sure the last over didn’t go in vain,
Not once, but again
And again and again,
And again and again and again!

· One reason that I personally rate Dhoni higher than Sachin is because you can get tired of records but you can never get tired of victories.

· Yet another leadership change in Jharkhand!
The only consistent leader from Jharkhand since its inception has been Dhoni!

· Melting point of Ice Man Dhoni = 50.1° where ° = Overs (in a 50 over match).

© Sunil Rajguru