· Conspiracy theories…
US: Aliens, UFOs, world domination…
India: Mid-day meals.
· Allegation: Mid-day meals were poisoned.
Fact: It’s the mind and speech of most politicians that’s been poisoned.
· Sadly, the “Decline and Fall of the Nitish Empire” has begun.
· JD(Unstuck).
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
· How the Government runs the Economy Marathon…
First 4.5 years: 20 kms race walk, albeit leisurely.
Last 0.5 years: 100 metres dash.
· Last telegram discovered.
It was lying in the dustbin.
Because it was blank.
Then they realized that MMS had sent it.
· Some say that the Bofors probe died on July 13, 2013.
But the question is: Was it ever really born?
#Quattrocchi
· Sonia: Who is our best speaker?
A: Tharoor.
Sonia: Who is the most sincere sounding?
A: Maken.
Sonia: OK, Modify both of them!
· Pappu re-interpretation No. 23…
If power is poison, then are all politicians snakes?
· Congress High Command orders…
Bharat gaya tel lene, Gujarat par aakraman karo!
· Even if Diggy Raja called Modi a Martian, he’d still be mobbed by serious looking reporters for details and TV anchors would hold panel discussions over it.
· Effectively…
Sir, Ishrat is a burning issue, shouldn’t you come clean?
Shinde: Nahin yaar, maine Amreeka ke saath God promise kiya tha!
· There was a time I used to love listening to Shashi Tharoor and Ajay Maken, but both of them have lost it with this latest Rambogiri, sorry, spokesmangiri.
· Tum maino ya na maino, ye desh ka abhi bahut hi boora haal hai…
These versions by Sunil Rajguru