· How the Government runs the Economy Marathon…
First 4.5 years: 20 kms race walk, albeit leisurely.
Last 0.5 years: 100 metres dash.

· Last telegram discovered.
It was lying in the dustbin.
Because it was blank.
Then they realized that MMS had sent it.

· Some say that the Bofors probe died on July 13, 2013.
But the question is: Was it ever really born?
‪#‎Quattrocchi‬

· Sonia: Who is our best speaker?
A: Tharoor.
Sonia: Who is the most sincere sounding?
A: Maken.
Sonia: OK, Modify both of them!

· Pappu re-interpretation No. 23…
If power is poison, then are all politicians snakes?

· Congress High Command orders…
Bharat gaya tel lene, Gujarat par aakraman karo!

· Even if Diggy Raja called Modi a Martian, he’d still be mobbed by serious looking reporters for details and TV anchors would hold panel discussions over it.

· Effectively…
Sir, Ishrat is a burning issue, shouldn’t you come clean?
Shinde: Nahin yaar, maine Amreeka ke saath God promise kiya tha!

· There was a time I used to love listening to Shashi Tharoor and Ajay Maken, but both of them have lost it with this latest Rambogiri, sorry, spokesmangiri.

· Tum maino ya na maino, ye desh ka abhi bahut hi boora haal hai…

These versions by Sunil Rajguru