· They should call Facebook the Zuckerburger.
Like all burgers it is full of fat (lies), zero nutrition (for the brain), fills your (mind’s) stomach and leaves no place for any other thing of value and is basically time pass.

· First: Thank God!
Then: Thank God it’s Friday.
Now: Thank God for Zuckerberg!

· IRCTC to enter the Online Shopping space.
They’ll probably specialize in Window Shopping.

· Status Updates may show just 1% of a User’s personality, but sometimes they appear to be 100%.

· Curious…
The Empress of India has a packed court of jesters whose sole purpose seems to be to entertain Twitter and Facebook.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru