· Q: Is the bottle half Full or half Empty?
Media: Dunno about that, but 0.01% of Modi’s speech is Empty and our report is Full of that.

· Indian pays Rs 5 to hear Modi speak.
India pays Rs 5 lakh crore to hear Manmohan’s silence.
‪#‎CostOfScams‬

· I think a few hundred prominent Indian personalities would go into a permanent state of shock and get detached from reality if Modi actually became Prime Minister.

· Yesterday the media covered the Modus Operandi of all political parties.
Today it’s just Modi’s Operandi.

· Seems you either virulently like Modi or virulently hate him or virulently want to ignore him.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru