Yet more DRPJs (Diggy Raja PJs)

∙ Diggy Raja’s infalliable logic…
The RSS was founded in 1925.
That proves that everything that went wrong in India over the last 86 years is the fault of the RSS!

∙ Someone recently said that Diggy Raja is not part of the Government.
That’s false.
He’s the Lifelong and Honorary Minister of State for Spin.
A Bollywood film of his life story will be called Wag the Cow.

∙ Once Diggy Raja was presented with a box of oranges.
He called the police.
Nagpur is famous for oranges and also the founding of the RSS.
There are no such things as co-incidences.

∙ The RSS wanted Tere Sang to be banned because a 15-year-old girl gets pregnant in that Bollywood movie.
Diggy Raja wanted it banned because he thought it was part of the Sangh Parivar and spelt as Tere Sangh.

∙ Why doesn’t Diggy Raja celebrate Vijay Dashami?
Because the RSS was founded on that day!

∙ Another Faaltu full form of RSS…
(Diggy) Raja’s Swayam-banaye-hue Surmises.

∙ During Independence, some Congress leaders wanted the RSS to merge with the Congress.
That contradiction made Diggy Raja’s head spin.
His head is still spinning.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Star Wars and Corruption Wars

Inspired by the two Hollywood Star Wars trilogies, Bollywood is making its own Corruption Wars trilogies. A sneak peek at what they are all about…

Episode I: The Anna Menace.
A fasting Yoda-like Phantom Hazare bursts into the national scene foxing the high and mighty of the land. He is being compared to Mahatma Gandhi. But doesn’t the Mahatma copyright lie solely with the Congress Empire? Sacrilege!

Episode II: The Attack of the Clones.
Main bhi
Anna, tu bhi Anna, saara desh hai Anna! Anna topis everywhere! Another copyright infringement on the Mahatma Gandhi topi legacy! But how does an Empire fight against thousands of Anna Clones?

Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.
Both the Apprentice (Prime Minister) and Master (Congress Empire President) take their revenge when they end the Fast, agitation, get the Parliament to promise absolutely nothing concrete and after a few weeks it’s business as usual.

Episode IV: Corruption Wars: A New Hope.
But the fight against corruption continues and the Congress Empire keeps going on the backfoot as more and more skeletons keep jumping out of the closet. Tihar keeps adding more and more politicians. Bad news just refuses to go away even as offices like the CAG and courts tighten the screws.

Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.
The Jedi brotherhood is almost disbanded. Team Anna is in total disarray. Hazare is on a maun vrat. Prashant Bhushan has been neutralized. Kiran Bedi faces corruption charges herself. Arvind Kejriwal has the I-T sword hanging on his head. Two other members quit and Justice Hegde has serious doubts about the whole campaign.

Episode VI: Return of the Anna.
Can Anna Hazare make a comeback? Can he silence his critics once and for all? Can he keep his promise to the nation? Can a strong Lokpal Act finally become a reality? Will electoral reform happen? This concluding trilogy is among the most eagerly awaited blockbusters in recent times.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Maan gaye Mughal-e-Azam

How to make a blockbuster, Bollywood style…

One super-childish video game + One petty and illogical supervillain + One stupid and strong superhero + One incoherent plot and storyline + One bad music album + Basic Level One Science Fiction + Premium Grade One hype + One Superstar =
Rs One hundred crore and multiples of that sum.

Ra.One. Wah.One. Well DOne!

Dhanya ho Bollywood!

Directors, story writers, heroines… sab gaye tel lene, all you need is One Superstar per movie, everything else is irrelevant.

Shahrukh Khan the entertainer died in 2008.
Shahrukh Khan the businessman lives on, getting stronger by the day!

P.S. Which gaming company in their right frame of mind names their premier game as Random Access One?

Stage set for Ra.One.Two or Ra.Two or Ra2.0 for multiples of Rs Two Hundred crores?

© Sunil Rajguru