Thak Thak Chutkule 4

(Knock Knock Jokes in Hindi)

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Gadaffi.
Gadaffi kaun?
Gadha, fir bhi is tarah se ant nahin hona chahiye tha!

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Kanimozhi.
Kanimozhi kaun?
Kahanai mai koi twist nahin, woh jail main hi rahegi!

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Karunanidhi.
Karunanidhi kaun?
Karuna dikhao meri beti ko, usne koi nidhi (wealth) nahin maara hai.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Prashant.
Prashant who?
Prashant nahin ashant ho gaya hain Team Anna suddenly!

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Mera baap.
Mera baap kaun?
Mujhe kya maloom?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Absolutely faaltu coincidences

Notice how major players in the UPA have the letters A-N-N-A in them?

(Arthath, in sab main ANNA hain!)

soNiA gANdhi

mANmohAN singh

pAlaNiappAN chidambaram

Ak ANtoNy

ANANd sharma

jayANthi NAtarajan

m kAruNANidhi

Others don’t know how to spell ANNA and do so with only three letters A-N-A, so do they require a bit of name-changing numerology magic?

(Arthath, in sab main sirf thoda ANNA (barah ANA?) hain!)

prANAb mukherjee

sAlmNA khurshid

mANish tiwAri

Abhishek mANu singhvi

reNukA chowdAry

AmbikA soNi

Ajay mAkaN

This version by Sunil Rajguru