Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 6

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
I.
I who?
iThis. iThat. iHere. iThere. It’s just about iEverything nowadays!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
I know you’re RSS! (Guess who!)

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Sonia.
Sonia who?
So now you don’t think she’s doing as great a job as she was doing in 2009?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar who?
O maara ki nahin maara maine use, tum apna ye biased news coverage bandh karo!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Bhusan.
Bhushan who?
Bhoosa mara mujhe that’s what!

© Sunil Rajguru

Random Thoughts 27

∙ Sometimes I think mankind is a suicide bomber bent on blowing up the Earth.

∙ In the good ole days, most people’s lives used to go nowhere slowly.
Nowadays, most people’s lives go nowhere pretty fast.
That’s progress I guess.

∙ With so little time and so little rest nowadays, the phrase should changed to…
“I need 20 winks of sleep!

∙ Contemporary word meanings…
Baroque: Highly ornate and extravagant in style.
Barack: Highly ornate and extravagant in style of speech.

∙ An Indian rubbed a genie and was granted one wish. Being a true patriot, he asked for all the corrupt people in India to simply vanish.
Suddenly there was absolutely no-one to rule the nation and India quickly slipped into anarchy and became the world’s most failed nation.

© Sunil Rajguru