Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 6

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
I.
I who?
iThis. iThat. iHere. iThere. It’s just about iEverything nowadays!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
I know you’re RSS! (Guess who!)

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Sonia.
Sonia who?
So now you don’t think she’s doing as great a job as she was doing in 2009?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar who?
O maara ki nahin maara maine use, tum apna ye biased news coverage bandh karo!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Bhusan.
Bhushan who?
Bhoosa mara mujhe that’s what!

© Sunil Rajguru

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