Why the Middle East problem is so complicated…

jerusalem-1712855_6401. Palestinians are boxed in by Israelis.
2. Israelis are boxed in by Islamic nations.
3. Islamic nations are taken for a ride by America.
4. America does great trade with countries like Saudi Arabia; gives great political and military support to Israel and has been a victim of Islamic terrorism.

1. Israel was carved out of Mandatory Palestine in 1948.
2. Mandatory Palestine was carved out of Ottoman Southern Syria in 1920.

1. Israel snatched East Jerusalem from Jordan.
2. Both Israel (West) and Jordan (East) snatched it from the British who wanted it under the UN.
3. The British snatched Jerusalem from the Ottoman Empire.

© Sunil Rajguru

Yet more Trump triumph musings…

If__doesn’t win then supporters won’t accept it, ask to secede, riot in the streets and threaten rival supporters with violence.
Media— __=Trump.
Reality = Hillary.

Hillary most reckless over classified info.
Obama wrecked Middle East, baited Putin.
DNC rigged the primaries.
But Trump’s the danger guy!

American media never learns.
They’ve started attacking Trump from Day 1.
His supporters will only become more strong.

The media totally conned Hillary supporters into thinking that she would get a landslide.
Being royally duped is also part of their rage.

Less educated vote for Democrats.
Media—The masses prefer Democrats.
Less educated vote for Republicans.
Media—The ignorant prefer Republicans.

In India, the media is petrified of hearing…
Sonia is unhappy.
In America, the media is petrified of hearing…
Hillary is unhappy.

Go figure…
1984—Mondale with 40.6% popular vote got 2.4% of Electoral College.
1992—Clinton with just 43% popular vote got 68.7% of electoral college.

It’s not black and white…
Hillary started her political career as a Republican and ended up as a Democrat.
Trump started his political career as a Democrat and ended up as a Republican.

Fact of the day…
5 of the 7 US Presidents from 1981-2017 either Democrats or ex-Democrats.
D: #Obama #Clinton #Carter
Ex-D: #Reagan #Trump

Chelsea Clinton Director in IAC.
IAC has Daily Beast brand.
Daily Beast merged with Newsweek.
Newsweek shipped “Madam Clinton” edition announcing her victory in advance.
Why are you surprised?

Headed straight for the dustbin…

If Angela Merkel and François Hollande want to win next year—they should start mouthing…

America is yet to elect a woman or the descendant of a slave as President.

Hide violence of Congress/CPM/RJD/SP/TMC.
Focus on BJP rhetoric 24X7.
Hide violence of Hillary supporters.
Focus on Trump rhetoric 24X7.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

General random political musings…

Pradhan Mantri Jan Dhan Yojana.
Pradhan Mantri Kala Dhan Yojana.

Paap Ko Jalaa Kar Raakh Kar Doonga.
#Dharmendra1988 #Modi2016

If India is bad, you will support Pakistan?
If Capitalism is bad, you will support Communism?
If Indian Army is bad, you will support terrorists?

2000s: Angry young man.
2010s: Angry middle-aged man.
2020s: Angry old man.
2030s: Angry retired man.

Paap Ko Jalaa Kar Raakh Kar Doonga.
Kejri: Replace paap with New Delhi.
Lalu: Bihar for me.
Didi: 2 changes, West Bengal and last letter i.

Bihar’s MahaGatbandhan cannot be replicated in Uttar Pradesh.
It will become MahaGadbad.

Eat in a Dalit’s hut.
Take a few months off.
Travel in a Mumbai local.
Take a few months off.
Stand in an ATM queue.
Take a few months off.

The glorious 2010s…
___got re-elected and destroyed___
1. Laloo-Bihar.
2. Mulayam-UP.
3. Kejri-Delhi.

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me a million times since 1947 and you’re the Indian Left and I’m an ordinary citizen.

In cricketing parlance, Modi is a captain who has won the World Cup while Pappu is still on the benches of a Ranji team.
Media will equalize them in 2019.

All Congress spokespersons get up every morning with the same thought.
How do I rubbish Modi’s achievements today?

Past tense…
Modi has won many times.
Present tense…
Modi is winning everything.
Future tense…
Modi will lose each and every time.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru