Cook: I doubt my captaincy and batting.
Ali: I doubt my spin.
Bell: I doubt everything after the Ashes whitewash
Team India: Don’t worry, we’ll help you all!
When an Indian batsman hits a century, he thinks he can relax for 10 matches.
When Team India wins an overseas Test, it thinks it can relax for 10 matches.
Sir, acche din kab aane wale hai?
Modi: Arre! Mere aur mere party ke to kab ke aa gaye!
Aap ko bas thoda intezar karna padega!
Bihar’s new Trimurti…
Congress: Creator of State’s problems.
Laloo: Destroyer of Bihar.
Nitish: Preserver of the above two.
His story writers need a huge Kick, but his fans are ever Ready to watch him.
If you criticize him, you’ll need a Bodyguard.
What is the capital of Israel?
Palestinian: Tel Aviv.
When you can’t even agree on that, what chance peace talks?
Choices for Congress President…
Worse: Pappini Vadra.
Dare to think beyond the dynasty?
Indian citizens want a new slogan…
Saste din aane wale hai!
Most Indians starting blasting Manmohan some 7 years after he took over as Prime Minister.
Many didn’t give Modi even 7 days.
South Africa played a great knock of 159 off 111 to become ICC No. 1.
(Not 159 runs off 111 balls in an ODI.
But 159 runs off 111 overs to draw a Test.)
Narasimha Rao Liberalized India.
Manmohan took full credit.
Sonia Lobotomized India.
This time, Manmohan refused (dis)credit.
At the stroke of midnight on August 14, 1947, all Pakistanis had been born in India.
Aur agar apne hi Janmabhoomi ko gaali dete rahoge to yahi haal hoga desh ka.
When a man who married an Italian can become Prime Minister without ever contesting an election, why can’t a woman who married a Pakistani be a Brand Ambassador? Too much fuss.
Currently Rohit Sharma thinking…
I underperform for 6 years and stay in the team.
I hit an ODI 209 + Test 177 and I’m out of the team in 6 months!
Fact of the day…
Of the 11 Indian team players, Virat Kohli has faced the least amount of balls in the England Test series so far.
Throwing BRICS at the World Bank.
Entertaining as a batsman.
Entertaining as a captain.
Entertaining as a commentator.
They think that any controversy with Vedic or Vaidik in it has to be the BJP’s fault.
Post Lok Sabha polls…
Love him or hate him you simply can still ignore him.
Not German footballers.
Not Brazilian footballers.
It appears that the Brazilian fans are the most famous people of FIFA 2014.
Thousands of miserable fan photos are still circulating millions of times.
99% Tweets/articles blasting Brazil.
Just 1% praising Germany.
Hamas: We are defending ourselves.
Israel: We are defending ourselves.
Moral of the story: In West Asia, Defence is the best form of Offence.
OHMS: On Her Majesty’s Service.
Despite 44 Lok Sabha seats and National Herald scam, they are still strongly defending her.
I think by now every second Bollywood producer, director, hero, heroine, villain, comedian… has a Rs 100 Crore hit.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru