Daily Archives: May 22, 2014

10 ways Modi haters are still living in denial…

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1. It is nothing but a triumph of marketing and money power.

2. He didn’t win. 69% of India rejected him!

3. What can anyone do if the Indian electorate is fascinated by Fascism?

4. So? Even Hitler won the elections!

5. Stop celebrating his win. You will soon lose all your fundamental rights.

6. All the minorities don’t accept him and hence his mandate is illegal.

7. The RSS is now running the country. One remote control has replaced another.

8. Modi polarized the country and that’s why he won.

9. The Congress couldn’t communicate its achievements properly.

10. Priyanka came in late and scared Modi. Had she come earlier…

P.S.
The first party got 282.
The second party got 44.
In any other country this would be considered a universal landslide.
But India is India!

© Sunil Rajguru

AAP and the 420 factor…

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In 1984, the Congress won a record 414 Lok Sabha seats.
In 2014, the Congress lost 418 seats.
But the AAP broke that record by losing 420 seats, a highly symbolic number.

AAP doesn’t respect other parties.
Doesn’t respect law and order.
Doesn’t respect courts.
Doesn’t respect anything at all.
Result…
Nobody respects the AAP, especially the voters.

AAP is curing Indian politics using Homeopathy: Like cures like.
They will cure bad parties by becoming as bad as them.

© Sunil Rajguru

The Kejri drama continues post-Modi sarkaar…

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Jab tak rahega samosa main aloo,
Tab tak rahega Kejri ka drama chaloo.

Saare parties chor hai.
Saare Industrialists chor hai.
Ab hum to judiciary ka bhi nahin sunenge.

Media coverage versus vote share…
Kejriwal has the worst ROI in India’s electoral history.

What the media told you…
Kejriwal is David and Modi is Goliath.
What it actually was…
Modi is David and the Grand Old Party is Goliath.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Yet more ban gaya Modi sarkaar musings…

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A tale of 3 Gujaratis…
The Mahatma cemented the dynasty by backing Nehru in 1947.
Morarji fought the dynasty from 1966-77 and finally beat Indira.
Modi has almost destroyed the dynasty in 2014.

Forget Modi’s Gujarat Model.
More leaders are petrified of the Amit Shah Uttar Pradesh model being implemented in their States.

Q: Modi says he’ll give his report in 2019. Will you give yours in 2014?
Manmohan: Errr…. Madam se poochke batata hu… #TheekHai?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

When they still refused to accept the Modi mandate…

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Die-hard supporters of the 26% 2004 Congress Raj are beating the drum saying “BJP got only 31%” even though the NDA got 38.5%.

Modi haters…
2004 mandate throwing up leader with least mass base (Manmohan) = Valid.
2014 mandate throwing up leader with highest mass base (Modi) = Invalid.

If Modi becomes PM…
I’ll leave India.
I’ll leave my State.
I’ll change my name.
I’ll run naked.
Not one said…
“Even if my sworn enemy comes to power, I will continue with my service to the nation.”

Modi hater…
After the voting:
Laaga ungli pe daag! Itne logon ne vote kiya!
After the results:
Laaga electorate pe daag! Itne logon ne BJP ko vote kiya!

According to them…
2004: Congress leads with 145 seats.
—>The people of are wise and can’t be fooled!
2014: NDA gets 336 seats.
—>The people of India have been fooled!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru