Shivraj: Don’t announce before 2013 Assembly polls.
Sushma: Don’t announce before 2014 LS polls.
Advani: Don’t announce before 2019 LS polls!
A: Is Modi peaking too early?
B: Looks like the mud-slinging against him is peaking too early. At this rate they’ll have nothing left by 2014.
Guru: The real enemy is always within and around you.
Modi: I know. Congress ko to main dekh loonga, par ye…
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
It seems the Indian Government has given Double Citizenship to Bangladeshi Immigrants, Pakistani Militants and Chinese Soldiers.
Antony: The 640 sq km land is 100% Indian land.
It is just dressed up as Chinese land.
Manmohan outdoes Nehru…
In 1962, China captured Indian land with war.
In 2013, China captured Indian land without war.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Sonia: Is unhappy.
Pappu: Not happening!
Manmohan: #TheekHai.
Meira: Baith jaiye!
Diggy: It’s the RSS!
Chidu: It was Pranab!
Antony: Terror in uniform.
Khurshid: @#$%&!!!
Shinde: Diggy is right. (Hindu terror)
Sibal: Zero Loss!
Ramesh: That Fascist!
Tewari: Holistic!
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Beta, tu bada ho kar kya banega?
Beta: (Chup).
Beta, tu bada ho kar kya banega?
Beta: (Chup).
Beta, tu bada ho kar kya banega?
Beta: Arre! Kabse Manmohan ki acting kar raha hu!
Three reasons why the economy collapsed…
1. Finance Minister took wrong decisions.
2. FM took wrong inputs from PM.
3. PM took wrong inputs from Sonia.
Andhra Congressman: Sir our State is on autopilot. How long can such a situation last?
Manmohan Singh: Don’t worry! I put India on autopilot in 2004. It’s still running, na?
#TheekHai?
Manmohanomics Version 1.0, 1991-96: Decent performance.
Manmohanomics Version 2.0, 2004-13: Full of bugs, glitches, hangs frequently, F1 not working, but works silently.
One Finance Minister’s lonely.
Two’s company.
Three’s a crowd (and mess).
(=Manmohan+Chidu+Pranab)
Finance Minister’s blame game…
Chidu: Mere pahale Pranabda tha.
Pranabda: Mere pahale tu tha!
Chidu: Tab mere pahale Jaswant tha!
Jaswant: Aur mere baad tu. Financial cycles seedhe chalte hai ya reverse main?
Rupee?
Sy₹ia! P₹anab!
Blame it on anything but $ingh.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
India’s Rainbow Coalition…
No matter what happens, the SP and BSP will save Congress.
No matter what happens, the BJP will pass a Congress Bill.
And these 4 are supposed to be intense enemies in UP?
BJP = B-Team (to the Congress) Janata Party?
Congress has no “political” Opposition.
Most Opposition comes from courts, CAG and social media.
BJP as an Opposition to the Congress viewpoint…
Pahale inkaar, fir pyaar…
#FSB #LandBill #Lokpal #Telangana #RTI #…
Indian TV news sting rules…
BJP in power: Only stings against ruling Government will come to light.
Congress in power: Only stings against Opposition will come to light.
If Pappu fails and the Dynasty collapses, then the Congress and BJP are ripe for a merger.
At times I can’t spot the difference between them.
#BharatiyaJanataCongress
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Singh is sinKing.
Singh is shrinKing.
Singh is wrecKing.
Singh is panicKing.
Singh is breaKing.
Singh is faKing.
Singh is choKing.
Singh is creaKing.
Singh is forsaKing.
Singh is hoodwinKing.
Singh is backtracKing.
Singh is unmaKing.
Singh is cracKing.
Singh is mismaKing.
Singh is mistaKing.
Singh is mythmaKing.
Singh is ransacKing.
Singh is ShylocKing.
#TheekHai?
#MMS
These versions by Sunil Rajguru