Question: Now that your son-in-law is seriously implicated in the match-fixing scandal, shouldn’t you sign your own resignation letter?
Srinivasan: Ha, main resignation letter sign karoonga, lekin main akele nahin karoonga, main sabse pahale sign nahin karoonga… jao pahale us Congress President ka sign lekar aao, jiske damaad ke khilaaf allegations hain, jao pahale un saare netao ka sign lekar aao, jinke damaad ke khilaaf allegations hain… uske baad… uske baad mere bhai tum jis resignation letter pe sign karoonga, main karoonga…
Retort: Doosro ke paap gin-ne se tumhare apne paap nahin kam ho sakte…
Srinivasan: Bas, bas, woh Bollywood tha, Indian real life main mujrim hi hamesha jeet-ta hain.
This spoof by Sunil Rajguru