The politics of India today…

How BJP is more evil than Congress…
90% of scams and riots committed under Congress regimes.
90% of scam and riot coverage given to BJP regimes.

A handful of people will want to leave India if Modi becomes PM.
But if we have a UPA3, then emigration will be the only option for many.

Nitish: We are turning Bihar into US.
Q: How?
Nitish: Well for a start, we are denying Narendra Modi a visa to enter Bihar.

They don’t want to ban Opinion Polls.
They want to ban Opinions.

Within you are the seeds of your own destruction…
soNiA MainO

Manmohan is starring in the reality movie…
Bharat Ko Jalakar Raakh Kar Doonga.

Once a President said that he would sweep the floor for a Madam Prime Minister.
Today a Prime Minister would probably do the same for a Madam President.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Social networking and riots…

Weapons of mass destruction…
An Afghani girl with a schoolbook.
A Kashmiri girl with a guitar.
An Indian citizen with a Facebook/Twitter account.

Once they used to blame the Foreign Hand for everything.
Now they blame the FBTwitter handle.

Please spell Internet.
Politician: Interiot.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru