Manmohan Singh and state of the nation musings 7…

Beta, tu bada ho kar kya banega?
Beta: (Chup).
Beta, tu bada ho kar kya banega?
Beta: (Chup).
Beta, tu bada ho kar kya banega?
Beta: Arre! Kabse Manmohan ki acting kar raha hu!

Three reasons why the economy collapsed…
1. Finance Minister took wrong decisions.
2. FM took wrong inputs from PM.
3. PM took wrong inputs from Sonia.

Andhra Congressman: Sir our State is on autopilot. How long can such a situation last?
Manmohan Singh: Don’t worry! I put India on autopilot in 2004. It’s still running, na?
#TheekHai?

Manmohanomics Version 1.0, 1991-96: Decent performance.
Manmohanomics Version 2.0, 2004-13: Full of bugs, glitches, hangs frequently, F1 not working, but works silently.

One Finance Minister’s lonely.
Two’s company.
Three’s a crowd (and mess).
(=Manmohan+Chidu+Pranab)

Finance Minister’s blame game…
Chidu: Mere pahale Pranabda tha.
Pranabda: Mere pahale tu tha!
Chidu: Tab mere pahale Jaswant tha!
Jaswant: Aur mere baad tu. Financial cycles seedhe chalte hai ya reverse main?

Rupee?
Sy₹ia! P₹anab!
Blame it on anything but $ingh.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Congress-BJP musings…

India’s Rainbow Coalition…
No matter what happens, the SP and BSP will save Congress.
No matter what happens, the BJP will pass a Congress Bill.
And these 4 are supposed to be intense enemies in UP?

BJP = B-Team (to the Congress) Janata Party?
Congress has no “political” Opposition.
Most Opposition comes from courts, CAG and social media.

BJP as an Opposition to the Congress viewpoint…
Pahale inkaar, fir pyaar…
#FSB #LandBill #Lokpal #Telangana #RTI #…

Indian TV news sting rules…
BJP in power: Only stings against ruling Government will come to light.
Congress in power: Only stings against Opposition will come to light.

If Pappu fails and the Dynasty collapses, then the Congress and BJP are ripe for a merger.
At times I can’t spot the difference between them.
#BharatiyaJanataCongress

These versions by Sunil Rajguru