Satyam scamam sundaram.
Thorium hai thorium ki zaroorat hai.
2G or not 2G, that is the question.
I love you C.. C… C… Coalgate!
DIAL S for scam.
Tum mujhe cash do, main tumhe (Lok Sabha) votes doonga.
Kar chale hum fida saara dhan saathiyo,
Ab tumhara hawala watan sathiyo.
Arre huzoor, wah Taj scam boliye!
Mera Adarsh hai ek scam.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Jethmalani was a lawyer in 1942.
Advani was a politician in 1951.
Pappu was a kid in 1979.
Sachin was a cricketer in 1989.
Sigh! Some things never change!
Principle…
Buy one and get one free.
Example…
Vote for Sonia and get Manmohan for free.
If there was such a thing as autopilot to run the country, it would run better than the way it is being run now.
In 2004, Manmohan Singh was a trainee Prime Minister.
In 2008, he was still on Probation.
He was confirmed in 2009 and like all good government employees, promptly stopped working after that.
What if…
Rupee fir jawan ho raha hai, market fir uth raha hai, public memory short hai, so in 2014…
I’ll be back!
—Manmohan Singh.
CBI.
For Friends of Congress
= Criminal Bachao Institution
For Enemies of Congress
= Criminal Banao Institution.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Now that was pretty fast…
2012: Sonrise.
2013: Sonset.
Us Pradesh main koi Uttar nahin hai.
Sirf Sawaal pe Sawaal hai.
Duniya ne suna hai carbon-fixing.
India main suna hain match-fixing, riot-fixing, onion-price-fixing…
These versions by Sunil Rajguru