The tragedy that is Manmohan…

Manmohan Singh should officially get the title of…
Punching Bag of the Nation.

Kabhi Modi ne maara,
kabhi SM ne maara,
kabhi Pappu ne maara,
kabhi Nawaz ne bhi maara,
main Manmohan hu yaaro,
mujhe har kisi ne maara…

De-evolution of Manmohan…
1. Spineless human.
–>2. Lame duck.
–>3. Totally legless.
–>4. Headless chicken.
–>5. Dead as a Dodo.

Manmohan running India…
2004: Look Madam, no spine!
2008: Look Madam, no morals!
2013: Look Madam, no pride!
2014: Look Madam, no country!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Pappu trashes convicted lawmakers ordinance 2…

Looks like they are planning to replace “Sonia is unhappy” with “Pappu is angry”!

Sometime in the future…
Pappu: What is the Cabinet discussing?
Advisor: Oh, some nonsense!

Who actually trashed the Ordinance?
If it’s Pappu, then hats off to him.
But if it was Pranabda, then it’s a case of chori followed by grandstanding seena zori.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru