Let’s all watch the UPA film…

2004…
Voter 1: This NDA film seems OK, but I am tired of it. Let’s try something new.
Voter 2: OK!

2009…
Voter 1: Picture kaisi thi?
Voter 2: Pata nahin chal raha hai, shaayad second half accha ho.
Manmohan: Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost!
Voters: Theek Hai! Chal try karte hai!

2014…
Aila! Ye to horror film tha!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Their favourite 20th Century TV soaps…

Manmohan: That 90s Show. (Economy going back there)

Mani: That 80s Show. (Ah! Rajiv! Rajiv! Rajiv!)

Sonia: That 70s Show. (Garibi Hatao + Emergency)

Pappu: That 60s Show. (I wasn’t even born then—Bliss!)

Congressmen: That 50s Show. (Party in power in all States)

Diggy: That 40s Show. (RSS was banned then!)

RSS: That 30s Show. (Akhand undivided Bharat!)

Left: That 20s Show. (CPI formed, Communism will rule the world!)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Rupaiyya aur Sensex to girta hi rahega…

How foreign currencies discuss the Rupee…
US$: Maine half-century maara.
Euro: Main century maarne wala hu.
UK Pound: Main nervous nineties main hu.
Kuwati Dinar: LOL! Maine kab ka double century maara!

Yesterday the Sensex said…
Bahut hua samman!
Netalog, Rupee sab gir rahe hai, main bhi girta hu!

Duck Tales…
2009-11: Duck Soup government.
2011-13: Lame duck government.
2013-14: Dead duck government.
2014: Sitting Duck for polls?
‪#‎UPA‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru