To counter the Gujarat Model, economists are combining the best of secular states like Bihar, Uttarakhand, Delhi, Haryana and Uttar Pradesh.
It will be called the BUDHU Model for short.
Modi is campaign chief and…
Pappu: Don’t want to be PM.
Nitish: Struggling to be CM.
Akhilesh: Just struggling.
Andhra: Does it even have a CM?
Life on the edge!
Take a taxi driven by a Bihari to Aditi Restaurant. Once there, praise Modi and demand that Mumbai separate from Maharashtra!
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Q: Is it bad luck if a black cat crosses my path?
A: No. It is bad luck for the cat if you cross its path. It will probably get scared and run away.
Q: Is it bad luck if I walk under a ladder?
A: No. It is bad luck if you crash straight into the ladder.
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Q: Is it bad luck if you walk on the cracks on the pavement.
A: It doesn’t make any difference. But people think you’re an idiot if you walk in a funny manner trying to avoid all those cracks. That may eventually bring bad luck in some form.
Q: Is 13 an unlucky number?
A: No. 13 doesn’t consider itself lucky or unlucky. It is an inanimate number.
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Q: Is it bad luck if a black crow sits on me?
A: No. It is extremely unlucky and probably fatal if you sit on the crow instead.
Q: Does a howling dog mean a very bad omen?
A: No. It probably means that the dog is sad or hungry or has been mistreated by someone of your species.
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Q: Will a broken mirror bring seven years of bad luck.
A: If it is not cleared and disposed of properly it is sure to bring injury and hence bad luck to someone in the house.
Q: Does that particular star decide my destiny?
A: The visual of the star you think is deciding you destiny is from thousands of years in the past and may not even exist in this present moment.
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Q: If you wish on a shooting star, do you get your wish?
A: If you believe that a disintegrating piece of large rock will somehow absorb your thoughts and make the universe conspire to see that your stupid silly mundane wish comes true and actually succeed, then you’re spot on.
Q: Does a rabbit’s foot bring good luck?
A: It’s pretty bad luck and a cruel thing to do it the rabbit is still alive and hopping on one leg somewhere. Plus, do you keep dead human pieces about you? How is the life of a rabbit different from that of a human being from the point of view of Mother Nature? The truth is that all humans are extremely bad luck for all animals.
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Twitter: Let me introduce the Twitter News stream.
Facebook: Good idea. Let me also do something like that.
Facebook: The Like button is a smashing success.
Twitter: OK you can Favourite something too.
Twitter: You just can’t beat my ReTweet concept.
Facebook: OK let me introduce Share.
Facebook: You can post photos, now that’s exclusive to me.
Twitter: OK, you can post photos too.
Facebook: Well I have groups.
Twitter: OK, I have lists.
Twitter: My Followers concept is unique.
Facebook: Or so you think!
Twitter: My hashtags are unique.
Facebook: Or so you think!
So is it TweetBook or FBWitter?
And will the two merge one of these days?
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Corruption, terrorism, inflation: Imaginary.
BJP, RSS, Social Media: Irrational.
The rights of the Dynasty: Natural.
Votebanks: Computable.
Congress involvement in riots, Emergency: Complex.
Loyal servants of the dynasty: Integers.
Everything that the Congress does: Real.
Allies: Algebraic.
Pappu: Hyperreal.
Modi: Zero.
© Sunil Rajguru
Evolution…
Thousands of years back our ancestors were only interested in survival and nothing else.
Today our politicians are only interested in survival and nothing else.
Action: Kejriwal helped remove Gadkari.
Reaction: Rajnath replaced Gadkari and crowned Modi.
So: In a way, Kejriwal helped Modi?
Great grandfather: When I was small, India had 100s of states (Pre-1947).
Boy: I’m sure the same thing will happen by the time I become old.
If there are 1 lakh Andhra Style Restaurants in India, will about 40,000 of them rename themselves as Telangani Style Restaurants?
Telangana…
Said: Change is inevitable. Change is good. You can’t fight change.
Unsaid: Change=17 Lok Sabha seats.
CBI and BCCI are the ultimate Laundromats.
Kitni bhi gandi chit pakda do, first class dhulai karke clean bana dete hai.
Schrödinger’s Encounter: Any encounter can be both fake and real at the same time.
Laloo: I will give you zero governance!
Voter: Delivered on his promise! Give him 3 terms!
Vajpayee: I will give you great governance.
Voter: It was “good”, but not “great” so let’s boot him out.
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Tendulkar should have retired in 2011.
Advani should have retired in 2009.
Pappu should have retired in 2004.
What if?
2014: Modi becomes PM and proves effective.
2019: Anti-incumbency renders Pappu PM. Gets 5 years to play with his new toy: India.
Pappu wanted to email a particular spokesperson that he was designated.
He clicked Reply All by mistake and that’s why they are all speaking together.
Pappu stopped using email after that.No ministry of any kind at the State or Centre.
Straight away PM: Nehru, Rajiv and Chandra Shekhar.
Pappu is on the right track.
Dear Pappu,
Indian citizen ko gussa kyun aata hai?
A: Congress.
Gussa bandh karna hai to tu Congress chhod ya party gaddi chhode.
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