Daily Archives: August 2, 2013

General cricketing musings…

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Now that Dawood has been chargesheeted in the spot-fixing case, you can remake Jannat and D-Day in the same movie.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
DRS.
DRS who?
There’s a problem and we need to talk about it.
‪#‎Ashes‬

England: DRS se aaye, durust aaye.
Australia: We need DRStic measures to get out of this rut.
‪#‎Ashes

Yesterday, Australia got up and forgot what a bad team they were and look at what happened!
Let’s see if they remember today or continue to plod on in ignorance.
‪#‎Ashes‬

Lalit Modi: Main BCCI lautna chahata hu.
Dial tone: Kripayaa intezaar keejiye, aap kartaar main hai.

Today Mr Srinivasan logged into his Twitter account after ages to rally his Followers and was surprised to find that they had collectively Blocked him.
(Note: Replace Twitter with BCCI)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Virtual and privacy musings…

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2012: I kept my birthday date public. 73 Facebook friends wished me.
2013: I kept it off and got 4 notifications.
That’s the difference between Reality (2013) and Virtual Reality (2012).

Earlier Russians used to run away from their authoritarian regime to America.
Who would have thought that one day it would be the other way round!

SM is beating MSM because SM is loud and in your face, but not pretentious.
The MSM pretends to be something that it is not. The Mukhauta.

The problem is that people want great publicity and great privacy at the same time.
Something’s gotta give somewhere.

So Snowden finally gets his den in snowy Russia.

You have 11 notifications. One for a Group you didn’t know you were part of, three relating to comments that were posted in that particular group, three invitations to Like a Page of Friends you just added, 3 friendship requests from Hrithik Roshan, Albert Einstein and Donald Duck, (photos, not names that is) and even a message by some strange girl who wants to you to mail her immediately at some fishy looking email ID.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru